back to article Lifelike, sexy robot infiltrators influence Belgian mobs

Brussels boffins have finally cracked one of the most elusive and long-sought of all technology achievements - that of deploying lifelike robot agent provocateur infiltrators using realistic sex pheromones to influence mass psychology. In this case, the population to be manipulated by droid love agents was a group of cockroaches …

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Boffin

It looks just like a "telephunken U-47"

... you'll LOVE it.

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Paris Hilton

Typo

"Memorably penetrated by saucy yet murderous mechanoid sexpot assassin Kristanna Loken in Terminator III"

Penetrated? Freudian slit if ever I saw one.

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Paris Hilton

@Slaine

With leather?

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Re: It looks just like a "telephunken U-47"

"May contain highly technical content requiring degree-level education or above"

Or knowledge of Frank Zappa and related work. :P

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@tyson

freudian "slits" are so pervasive on the reg

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Coat

Well I, for one...

...welcome our new sexy Belgian cockroach overlords.

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Explains Robo-Bush !

I knew that the White House Bush baby was not for real ... I think I have spotted the wires that link the brain to the backside .... called controlled crapping or >CC Speak< if you prefare; the olfactory attraction has been traced to infiltration of a "cock-up-roach" ... probably out of BIN-larden!

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Funny

I was watching SG1 Hathor, similar thing and I for one welcome our new sexy overlords.

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Lee
Black Helicopters

We're Stuffed

Everyone knows that cockroaches are unkillable

I for one welcome our unassailable robot overlords

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Black Helicopters

Nukes!

Just drop the nukes already, death is better than slavery, and the roaches will survive anyway.

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