... then I saw the photos.

cute, isn't she ... ?

yea did the same thing. Getting married to a bitch just brings on further curses. On the plus side after the divorce I got a well cushy I.T. job. So theirs the I.T. angle for me.

Maybe it's just me but considering his past I predict spousal abuse in this relationship.

Who's he trying to fool?

"Surely the big question is - can the dog cook?"

Nah, probably make a dogs dinner of the whole thing. He'll complain and he'll find himself in the dog house

Right, I'll go get my coat

"Life's a bitch & then you marry one."

wedding pictures on the BBC ...

... honeymoon pictures to be distributed through mass email and p2p networks with the latest malware attached.

Wouldn't non-consensual sex (even if they do it doggy-style) with a bitch count as abuse? Did anyone actually hear the dog say "I do"?

Isn't this a forced marriage?

I think this bitch may actually prefer death to the punishment that is being meated out to her... or perhaps she'll just bite his balls off!

... he's just married something that's not going to talk back (well at least not that he can understand).

Foreplay could be a bit dicey !!

(I think one of you has picked up my coat by mistake, I'm still moving towards the door though.....)

(...... nope it's cold outside, I really need my jacket)

"Karma's a bitch"

good to see he's marrying a female dog- Nothing wrong with his sexuality then

Psycho dog murderer, I wouldn't let any puppy of mine wed that scum.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

Go for my personal point of view

Get an ugly bitch to marry you

Having just consulted the karmic conditions of the curse it is my unfortunate duty to inform him that it cannot be lifted until the marriage has been consumated.