An Indian man has married a dog in the hope that the nuptials will lift a curse which has hung over him for 15 years since he stoned a couple of mutts to death, the BBC reports. P Selvakumar, 33, claimed he'd suffered paralysis and hearing loss since the incident. A relative told the Beeb: "Fifteen years back Selvakumar was …
if the dog is looking forward to its wedding night :)
Quote: "... he decided to marry a bitch... "
Yeah. I did that. On the plus side she bore me two kids but she also made my life hell. In the end, we divorced.
The Paris Hilton angle of this story is obvious, right?
i was laughing ...
... then I saw the photos.
cute, isn't she ... ?
yea did the same thing. Getting married to a bitch just brings on further curses. On the plus side after the divorce I got a well cushy I.T. job. So theirs the I.T. angle for me.
Maybe it's just me but considering his past I predict spousal abuse in this relationship.
It's legal only in Massachusetts
Who's he trying to fool?
is gonna be a bit shit when she's in quarenteen for 6 months.
Surely the big question is - can the dog cook?
"Surely the big question is - can the dog cook?"
Nah, probably make a dogs dinner of the whole thing. He'll complain and he'll find himself in the dog house
Right, I'll go get my coat
"On the advice of an astrologer and others"
People will believe any bullshit in their horoscope these days won't they? "Gemini: a curse put on you by dogs can be lifted by marrying one. Your lucky lotto number is 17. Call now for a personalised reading (calls cost £95,000 a minute)"
They always say.....
"Life's a bitch & then you marry one."
wedding pictures on the BBC ...
... honeymoon pictures to be distributed through mass email and p2p networks with the latest malware attached.
Shouldn't someone notify the RSPCA
Wouldn't non-consensual sex (even if they do it doggy-style) with a bitch count as abuse? Did anyone actually hear the dog say "I do"?
Isn't this a forced marriage?
I think this bitch may actually prefer death to the punishment that is being meated out to her... or perhaps she'll just bite his balls off!
Some of you need to take this seriously...
... he's just married something that's not going to talk back (well at least not that he can understand).
Foreplay could be a bit dicey !!
(I think one of you has picked up my coat by mistake, I'm still moving towards the door though.....)
(...... nope it's cold outside, I really need my jacket)
The saying rings true...
"Karma's a bitch"
good to see he's marrying a female dog- Nothing wrong with his sexuality then
He must be barking mad...
And they call it puppy love...
She's too good for him.
Psycho dog murderer, I wouldn't let any puppy of mine wed that scum.
Marriage advice from the hits of the '60s
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly bitch to marry you
Having just consulted the karmic conditions of the curse it is my unfortunate duty to inform him that it cannot be lifted until the marriage has been consumated.
Gotta watch out for animal curses.
Or should that be "cur" ses. :-)=)
This happened in the Mahabarat. The exiled hero Arjuna was out hunting and shot a stag who was mating. The stag cursed him for this dishonourable act of coitus interruptus, paying him back in kind by forcing him to live as a woman for seven years or so. He spent most of this time as a transvestite dancing instructor, but he did manage to carry off the look, as his enemies were unable to recognise him when they came calling,
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