This removes all references of the iphone from el reg - what's useless about that?

Javascript isn't Java, and the Javascript fanbois are already pissed off because it's awful. Hopefully the Mac fanbois will already be just as pissed off because the iPhone is awful.

It worked well on my N95, and I was tickled with my preferred moniker of sack'o'shite... :)

"XMLHttpRequest doesn't exist anywhere else"

You know, a simple Google search would have saved you from writing obvious nonsense.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XMLHttpRequest

I'm sorry if I'm being a bit of an old school kind of guy, but please someone explain to me how writing a javascript web page being an application which is loaded on to your iphone?

Did the definition of an application change when the IT press monikered web 2.0?

Not that I'm being critical of this little "hack" (again old school reference...)...

<?php

$change_to = $_GET['change_to'];

$fp = fopen([document]);

$document = fread($fp , 10000000);

fclose($fp);

echo preg_replace("\biphone\b/i" , $change_to , $document);

?>

... and you don't have to have bloody iPhone either.

Hmm, doesn't know anything about XMLHttpRequest

Doesn't understand that Javascript does have objects and is a powerful prototype based language (although with many issues!)

Uses javascript global variables

Can't write a valid HTML page.

Uses 'old school' event handling

How much do people on this site get paid to write 'web apps'? I can do a lot better than this and I'm pretty woeful :-) Please let me know how much my salary will be

"it is clear that the author is unwilling or incapable of learning what is in-fact a very powerful language."

I reel in shock from the sudden IQ loss. All I have to say about JavaScript is what Joe Buchanan said about Frankenstein's Monster: "It's an abomination in the eyes of God".

Instead of dying as it should have, some wise-crack decided to "mate" the damn thing with Web Services, which were NEVER meant to be used by end-users, but instead for B2B EDI transactions, and create the AJAX "technology". Urggggh...

That said, its a useful app 'coz it blocks "iPhone" and its source code shows how shite the Javascript "language" is!

I prefer server-side Java (J2EE) or even client-side, as it'll run independently of your browser or OS.

> I prefer server-side Java (J2EE) or even client-side, as it'll run independently of your browser or OS.

Right, because I really want to have to load an external VM and suck down huge quantities of memory and CPU cycles just to have a little interactivity on my web forms. On a mobile device even. That'll be sweet.

Seriously, yes Javascript has its fair share of problems - probably more than a lot of other common languages - but if you really think its object model is weak then you're doing it wrong. Go read a book - hell, a web page - and come back when you know something about the subject.

Amen Brother.

The app can't even work consistently across versions of Safari, let alone play nice with IE and Opera!

Do everything server side and render nice HTML. A shame that javascript was never replaced by a client side equivalent of Java or PHP with access to the browser DOM....

Sounds to me like your app does the sort of thing GreaseMonkey is very good at. If you could turn your app into a full GreaseMonkey thing, it might actually become popular.

...I don't care.

Your article was, quite frankly, poor. You clearly did NOT research your subject matter before posting, somthing which is becomming more and more prevelant across dead reg.

The code is an abomination, whilst I won't get drawn into the JavaScript is shite debate (it is shite, but I have no need to qualify that statement) you could/should have at least made sure your code works properly. For a start it is possible to do what you have done on ANY half modern browser, any good developer of web based systems knows to make crosss browser capabilities a priority. But, your not a developer.

Once again a register posting that could have been somthing usefull, let down by lazy 'reporters' who have about as much IT knowledge as a cabbage...sort it out or close down.

This is a beginners guide to a javascript webpage. Thats it {shrug}

This has as much to do with an iphone as it does Windows CE, WML etc.

But then is that meant to be web-2.0 ironic ???

Here's a useful resource for anyone that mistakenly thought this article would be useful for anything other than starting fires: http://groupaware.mobi/iphone/#_Samples

Believe it or not, Jobs and Co. have actively tried to break any and all hacks letting people install their own software onto their own devices with each new firmware release. Despite Apple fans calling it a smartphone, it is not -- the end user cannot install their own apps. Apple's official method to write apps "for" the iphone is to do javascript, html, ajax, etc.

As for XmlHttpRequest, on paper it's standardized. In practice I keep reading about people having to throw in hacks to make it work properly on various browsers.

which might not be too much of a suprise.

Snags:

The buttons in the bottom frame are a bit over sized, and the couple of second delay while nothing happens.