Looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster to me.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster minus his noodly appendages?

I'm sure I left a cum-stain somewhere that looked vaguely like that. If only I'd known some moron would've bought it for anything at all.

Did I say they're morons?

I think the other might just be Stan Laurel in "Beau Chumps"

It's Jar-Jar Binks!

The destroyer!

Anyone with half a brain can see thats Iggle Piggle and Upsy daisy from the Night garden, or is it just me...

then I will put Monday's Spaghetti Bowl for 1000 quid, because it has the figure of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And arguing whether the stable will have someplace to plug it in at.

I think one of the requirements for being religious is that you're easily suggestible. If you're able to swallow the whole "flooded earth" story then its not a far leap to believe that Almighty God manifests in holy pancakes.

At least the people who discovered it had the good sense to make some money off the deal.

What I want to know is how to write an eBay description that sounds authentic and not like I'm just trying to flog off a napkin that I have deliberately stained to look like God surrounded by angels.

Why is it when I see this stuff I have either one of two thoughts come to my mind??:

1) Why are these people so stupid to believe this stuff?

2) I want to stab myself in the ear with an ice pick to make this end.

I mean seriously I respect those who are religious but why would Jesus or anyone whos in the bible announce themselve with a garage stain, eggplant or pancake? Wouldnt a supreme (or half way supreme) being announce themselve better then this? I mean common a car, a war or hell even appearing infront of the KGB (dont tell me they dont exist anymore) would be more believable then these...

I gotta get in on this market.

Already the bidding for this item has exceeded 330 dollars. And that for baking some flapjacks? Or finding a stone with a pattern?

Its gotta be bloody easy to fake all that holy (Less polite word for excrement).

... it's a pair of 1960s Batman villians, so don't be surprised if DC Comics pop round for their commission.

And people, please drop the spaghetti monster nonsense. It was never funny -- like B3ta's Prince parody it was always just "parody" as an excuse for being f***ing offensive in the most schoolkid-like way imaginable.

Grow up.

I demand you take it down.

I thought I saw Author and Gwenevre there (Oh well*).

So how much do you think http://www.goldenpalace.com/ would be willing to part with in order to place this rather (assuridly) tasty Brekfest Treat, net to there Griled Cheese Sandwich of (IIRC), Marry (was it?!?!)

Oh well I'll get me Coat then!!

Is the paper plate included?

If you turn it sideways on, is it a scene from one of this young lady's videos?

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There's been so much of this stuff recently that eBay need to make a dedicated section for it.

The category name's obvious: "Holy shit".

Obvious advert: "Buy some Holy shit on eBay, people swear by it".

The purchasers of such dubiousness are not born again, nor yesterday. They know that they will get more column-inches of publicity for no extra charge than they could *ever* buy for a few hundred dollars.

Hopefully, at some stage, this crapulousness will stop getting column inches because people realise it's just greedy people cashing in on other greedy people cashing in on shitwits needing fucking shooting, sorry, "ennertaiment".

But I don't hold out any hope for the mainstream press, so morally bankrupt are they. Please, El Reg, don't you feed the Beast.

I choose Paris as an icon of the pathetic state of "Meedja".

Then I barf.

Worth less than 15p

... pass the lemon and sugar.

Anyone caught bidding on an item like that really should turn themselves over to the authorities immediately, before they do something REALLY stupid like voting.

I am 100% sure, beyond a shadow of a doubt that that is an exposure of a picture taken of me while I was visiting Port St. Lucie in 1992 with my cousin. I'd recognize my own fat head anywhere, it's really quite unique. What's worse is, I was a minor at the time, and I appear to be naked in the picture. This is obviously a definate case of child pornography!

I'm offended that they sold my nude portait on eBay like this, without ever even asking me to waive rights. I want the full $338 and another $50,000 in punitive damages. I'm really sick and tired of people selling naked pictures of me and claiming I'm the virgin mary. Come on, you know the mental distress this causes me?!?! I mean, so I'm not very well hung, but I would hope that I don't look like a woman that's been dead for 2000 years.

This completely beat the cr*p out of a holy waffer...

please, keep my coat, I'll be back

Very wise. I have to say I definitely agree. The examples or countless: Augustine, Aquinas, William of Ockham, Thomas More, Descartes, Pascal, Cardinal Newman, Belloc, and Chesterton. Oh, and we mustn’t forget Charlemagne. What an impressionable lightweight he was. We also should remember Grosseteste, Roger Bacon, Oresme, Copernicus, William Turner, Kepler, Boyle, Newton, Linnaeus, and Schawlow. And finally, we need to add Albertus Magnus (1193-1280) to the list for his foolish idea, "Natural science does not consist in ratifying what others have said, but in seeking the causes of phenomena."

If we get actual holy shit on eBay, I'm seceding from the human race.

... and inside it, the seeds spelled out the name of Richard Dawkins.

Miraculous!

Nah...I got nuthin'.

Alliterative Arse Attaining Actualization Albeit Abjectly Acknowledging Absent Acclaimation

(er....ahem...taxi...)