From the front lines
Day three of the writers strike and the hot news this morning comes from our reporters (actually, my friend who is unemployed and a bit of a star f()cker) in Los Angeles. Jay Leno in bookstore shocker! Last night 'comedian' and erstwhile talking head Jay Leno was spotted in the Humor section of Barnes & Noble's bookstore in Los Angeles. Witnesses (my friend - ed) say Leno was browsing the '1001 Fart Jokes' series when spotted. Upon being spied, Leno dropped volume 19 of said series and hurried to a waiting limo.
Meanwhile, in Iowa, nothing relevant to this story continued to happen.
In a surprising development, viewing numbers for the Fox Soccer Channel have shot up like a Republican Congressman's fly zipper when a camera appears. In related news, Barnes & Noble report their biggest seller of the week to be An Idiot's Guide To That Fairy Round Ball Stuff They Do In Europe - except for the Los Angeles store which reports healthy sales of '1001 Fart Jokes'.