Back to the articleHeadline #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:22 GMT
Rwanda Mourns Loss of Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton exits missionary position to save Universe
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Swedish Chef #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:22 GMT
Paris Hilton BORK BORK BORK
sorry- first thing that came to mind
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Paris Hilton deals Rwandan blow - job with japanese babes #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:22 GMT
All because she was feeling empty inside
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Well, here goes... #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:27 GMT
Partier Paris Picks Posers, Chump Changes Charity
Paris Hilton surprises no-one, gets coverage #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:27 GMT
Sub-head:
Priorities re-assessed, pointlessness re-affirmed
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Surely its.. #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:27 GMT
Paris Hilton drops everything to leave twinkle in Jap's eye...
Headline! #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:32 GMT
Hilton postpones Rwanda for one night in Tokyo.
Paris Hilton does the Tokyo Universe #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:32 GMT
Paris Hilton does the Tokyo Universe -
Besides being a jailbird
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Paris Hilton, if you think you're hard enough #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:35 GMT
Or are you going to disqualify me because you said that already without knowing it worked..?
Still isn't dead #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:37 GMT
Sub title : Satans minions delighted
Paris Hilton Eats Baby Seal #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
"Thats Hot" she fumed as she asked for a glass of water!
Underwear was nowhere to be seen.
"Paris Hilton leaves Rwanda; Hits Japan; Misses Universe." #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
Also, did anyone else misread a line in the article as the following:
"[PH] was airlifted yesterday into a media thong"
Title.. #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
here's a couple
Paris Hilton exposes her values.
Paris Hilton leaves her mark, by pissing on Rwanda
Oh well #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
No point entering now.
"Paris Hilton deals Rwandan blow - job with japanese babes" wins without a doubt!
My two cents #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
Paris Hilton receives honorary doctorate for services to mankind
It can ONLY be #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
"Paris Hilton Ate My Platoon" Says Dog Soldier.
My Effort #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
Paris Dies in Gutter, Pap Sells £1M Corpse Pic.
"Nipping it in the bud", claims Paris #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
...Sub Comment : "Rwanda breathes sigh of relief at exiting Paris"
Paris Hilton: "Bring us sushi" demand starving Rwandan orphans #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
or Paris chooses Bullet train over bullets
Paris Hilton Drops Tutsis for Titsies #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:53 GMT
Self explanatory, I hope.
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Paris Titilates Rawandans, Engulfs Japanese. #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:56 GMT
Japanese scientists clone Paris Hilton every Country on Earth to receive Goodwill Ambassador; )
Non topical #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 10:56 GMT
Paris Hilton in African, Japanese Ménage à trois shocker! (No Video)
Paris abandons Rwanda to save Universe #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:01 GMT
Paris abandons Rwanda to save Universe
Paris Hilton's tunnel closes for reburbishment #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:01 GMT
News in that Paris Hilton's local metro stop is to close for refurbishment is in...
http://www.hilton.co.uk/paris
"Paris Hilton... #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:01 GMT
...remains someone I have no interest in reading stories about, least of all on The Register."
And as a subheading you could have "Now in process: Less of the heiress"
No title but . . . #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:01 GMT
I just loved the line
" the multi-talented heiress was airlifted yesterday into a media thong"
huh? What . . . did I misread it . . . ?
Paris Hilton declared non entity #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:01 GMT
Still gets publicity for being pointless vaccuous media whore.
Yawn, Yawn, Yawn #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:13 GMT
Paris Hilton Does Miss Universe
(sub headline) Promises to do Rwanda next week
Paris Hilton - 'Fingers up to Rwanda for quick thrill in Tokoyo' #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:13 GMT
rarara
Stupid Call-Girl Goes Far Eastern: Tits Instead of Orphans #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:13 GMT
Sick Chix Nix Kids
Paris Hilton Pledges to Leave a Mark on the World ! #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
In other news; Dry-Cleaning shares up, Kleenex shares up, Hotel shares down.
Sony to open new camcorder tape plant.
2008 Internet speeds forecast to be slow.
Yeah, too big for a headline but what the heck?
Paris Hilton to Miss Universe #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
Subtitle: Feelings aren't reciprocated, through.
A few: #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
Paris crowns Japanese babes over Rwanda starving
Paris prefers Japanese women to Rwandan
Charity is hard but judging swimwear is harder! explains Paris
Paris is airlifted to Japan escaping Rwanda!
I can leave a bigger mark with Japanese babes than those in Rwanda, so says Paris
Raw fish over dead cow!
Paris Hilton Judges In Japan for the Sake of It #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
Let's face it, she's probably only there for the rice wine.
'ny
here is your risky healine #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
Paris Hilton Wares' Yellow, Dumps Brown
Paris Hilton Drops Everything For Fashion Election #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
Ls and Rs not confused
Paris Hilton Checks Out Of Hotel Rwanda To Check Out Japanese Babes #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
As above...
Paris Hilton dumps starving Rwandan's for starving blondes, who's skinnier? #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
And more to the point, who's better educated? My moneys on the Rwandan's.
Caring Paris Hilton Blows needy Rwandans prefering Asian babes #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
Sex sex sex .... please
IT Girl needs SAT NAV! #
Posted Wednesday 7th November 2007 11:30 GMT
It takes a certain type of person to aim for Rwanda and hit japan!
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