Well, as you can see here, our big Paris Hilton headline competition provoked a bit of a stampede among Reg commentators keen to contribute their bit to the advancement of Vulture Central's award-winning non-IT-related coverage. For the record, the headline and intro you now see are a composite of the best on offer as chosen by …
Rwanda Mourns Loss of Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton BORK BORK BORK
sorry- first thing that came to mind
Paris Hilton deals Rwandan blow - job with japanese babes
All because she was feeling empty inside
Paris Hilton Big In Japan
Well, here goes...
Partier Paris Picks Posers, Chump Changes Charity
Paris Hilton surprises no-one, gets coverage
Priorities re-assessed, pointlessness re-affirmed
Paris Hilton drops everything to leave twinkle in Jap's eye...
Hilton postpones Rwanda for one night in Tokyo.
Paris Hilton does the Tokyo Universe
Paris Hilton does the Tokyo Universe -
Besides being a jailbird
Paris Hilton, if you think you're hard enough
Or are you going to disqualify me because you said that already without knowing it worked..?
Still isn't dead
Sub title : Satans minions delighted
Paris Hilton Eats Baby Seal
"Thats Hot" she fumed as she asked for a glass of water!
Underwear was nowhere to be seen.
"Paris Hilton leaves Rwanda; Hits Japan; Misses Universe."
Also, did anyone else misread a line in the article as the following:
"[PH] was airlifted yesterday into a media thong"
here's a couple
Paris Hilton exposes her values.
Paris Hilton leaves her mark, by pissing on Rwanda
No point entering now.
"Paris Hilton deals Rwandan blow - job with japanese babes" wins without a doubt!
My two cents
Paris Hilton receives honorary doctorate for services to mankind
It can ONLY be
"Paris Hilton Ate My Platoon" Says Dog Soldier.
Paris Hilton Rwandas' off (again)
I'll get my coat
Paris Dies in Gutter, Pap Sells £1M Corpse Pic.
"Nipping it in the bud", claims Paris
...Sub Comment : "Rwanda breathes sigh of relief at exiting Paris"
Paris Hilton: "Bring us sushi" demand starving Rwandan orphans
or Paris chooses Bullet train over bullets
Paris Hilton Drops Tutsis for Titsies
Self explanatory, I hope.
Paris Titilates Rawandans, Engulfs Japanese.
Japanese scientists clone Paris Hilton every Country on Earth to receive Goodwill Ambassador; )
Paris Hilton in African, Japanese Ménage à trois shocker! (No Video)
Paris abandons Rwanda to save Universe
Paris abandons Rwanda to save Universe
Paris Hilton's tunnel closes for reburbishment
News in that Paris Hilton's local metro stop is to close for refurbishment is in...
Hutu and Tutsi United
No Hilton in Kigali
...remains someone I have no interest in reading stories about, least of all on The Register."
And as a subheading you could have "Now in process: Less of the heiress"
No title but . . .
I just loved the line
" the multi-talented heiress was airlifted yesterday into a media thong"
huh? What . . . did I misread it . . . ?
Paris Hilton declared non entity
Still gets publicity for being pointless vaccuous media whore.
Yawn, Yawn, Yawn
Paris Hilton Does Miss Universe
(sub headline) Promises to do Rwanda next week
Paris Hilton - 'Fingers up to Rwanda for quick thrill in Tokoyo'
Stupid Call-Girl Goes Far Eastern: Tits Instead of Orphans
Sick Chix Nix Kids
Paris Hilton Pledges to Leave a Mark on the World !
In other news; Dry-Cleaning shares up, Kleenex shares up, Hotel shares down.
Sony to open new camcorder tape plant.
2008 Internet speeds forecast to be slow.
Yeah, too big for a headline but what the heck?
Paris Hilton to Miss Universe
Subtitle: Feelings aren't reciprocated, through.
Paris crowns Japanese babes over Rwanda starving
Paris prefers Japanese women to Rwandan
Charity is hard but judging swimwear is harder! explains Paris
Paris is airlifted to Japan escaping Rwanda!
I can leave a bigger mark with Japanese babes than those in Rwanda, so says Paris
Raw fish over dead cow!
Paris Hilton Polls Mori - No Comment
My £0.02 worth
Paris Hilton Judges In Japan for the Sake of It
Let's face it, she's probably only there for the rice wine.
here is your risky healine
Paris Hilton Wares' Yellow, Dumps Brown
Paris Hilton Drops Everything For Fashion Election
Ls and Rs not confused
Paris Hilton Checks Out Of Hotel Rwanda To Check Out Japanese Babes
Paris Hilton dumps starving Rwandan's for starving blondes, who's skinnier?
And more to the point, who's better educated? My moneys on the Rwandan's.
Caring Paris Hilton Blows needy Rwandans prefering Asian babes
Sex sex sex .... please
IT Girl needs SAT NAV!
It takes a certain type of person to aim for Rwanda and hit japan!
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