Please sir, the dog ate my electrons
Definitely a student!
untreated medical condition - I didn't know that laziness was classed as a medical condition...
prepared the claim form from scratch at a 30 wpm typing speed - surprising he didn't include Microsoft in the claim for losing his work or other such whining...
This is other people's livelihoods he is messing with, not just another project assignment, he needs a lesson in real life, I am sure that prison life will give him ample opportunity to mix with a potential new client base.


