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Hardcore Dalek builders plan galactic domination

Arse Face

manual 

Will it be a Haynes manual?

Chris Simmons

I, for one, 

Happy

...welcome our new tech-geek-basement-dwelling-dalek-building-anti-human overlords.

(I suppose they will be built in basements given the bloody things can now fly).

Chris

Les Matthew

'hardcore' 

for sure that is some serious geek/nerd pr0n. ;)

supermeerkat

Daleks have always been able to fly... 

Alien

...it's just that they've chosen not to for rather a long time. They were first seen flying in "Rememberance of the the Daleks", a Sylvester McCoy story, and notably in all their appearances in the new series.

frank denton

yep, true hardcore 

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I've just been reading the site. These people are very serious and it's a well constructed site with lots of well organised information.

How about a 'Reg Challenge' for autonomous Daleks making their way around a shopping centre having to buy a list of items from the shops?

Francis Boyle

You forgot 

When it comes to daleks it's never just a plan - it's always a masterplan.

P.S. still waiting for a Tardis icon for anything who related - though I might just settle for a sonic screwdriver!

Mycho

Hardcore dalek photos? 

Alien

You mean as opposed to the softcore dalek photos that made Katy Manning notorious?

Neil Croft

No Dalek fiction? 

Alien

"we don't 'do' Dalek fiction"

Erm, unless I've missed something major isn't everything to do with Daleks fictional?

Anonymous Coward

@Hardcore dalek photos? 

Notorious? Nah -it made her ever more the delectable and eye-pleasing 70's treat; especially for the growing kid that I happened to be in the Troughton/Pertwee (pun maybe intended there) era.

Anonymous Coward

Will I be able to register one as a mini-cab and avoid the congestion charge? 

Paris Hilton

PH angle: trying saying "Paris Hilton" in a Dalek voice. :-)

Stuart Halliday

dalek photos 

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Better not show the Dalek guys this photo of a Dalek made by a museum recently.

http://picasaweb.google.com/stuarthalliday/DoctorWho/photo#5105889703246845346

True Dalek builders have a code of honour only to make accurate looking Daleks.

Anonymous Coward

Curse of Gnome 

Black Helicopters

So, are we running a sweepstake on how long this survives until the BBC send in the lawyers?

Andy

Meanwhile on the planet Maskaro 

Coat

The Gay Daleks are planning gaylactic hardcore sadism & domination with their nine inch refractors.

What? Right, yes, it's the one with the half empty bottle of cheap sherry in the outer pocket. Ta.

Ian Emery

Lady Daleks ?? 

Joke

Would they screech "Ex-foliate!!" ??

fwibbler

Actually... 

they were first known to fly in Revelation of the Daleks with Colin Baker

Alan Potter

Title 

@Stuart Halliday - Thank you for your post - I grinned out loud...

I remember the BBC selling a book about how to make your own Dalek - with all the diagrams - in about 1975. I even asked my woodwork teacher (yes, yes, this was long before it got its present poncy name of "Design/Technology")

It would have been bloody expensive to make, even then!

Luther Blissett

Daleks would shop 

for jelly babies. You would really see some mayhem then.

Mycho

Okay, quibbling time now 

Alien

Daleks were referred to as using anti-gravity units in the Tom Baker story Destiny of the Daleks.

These were, admittedly, not built-in to their shells but the utility was there from early on. I think they were actually called anti-gravity discs.

Not to mention that saying when the daleks started to fly implies linear time upon a time-travelling race.

BoldMan

Daleks 

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The first published plans for a Dalek were in the 10th anniversary special issue of Radio Times in 1973, which contained an episode guide, Dalek story and interviews as well as aforementioned plans.

Plus, the BBC don't own the rights to Daleks: Terry Nation their creator (or rather his estate now) owns the copyright on Daleks.

Its a rather cool site :D

Anonymous Coward

@ANDY 

IT Angle

WE WILL CON-QUER THE U-NI-VERSE. AND THEN GO SHOP-PING! PA-RIS HIL-TON WILL SHOW US THE WAY!

Anonymous Coward

Dalek Building Isn't new 

Go

The original bunch of Dalek building Geeks have been going over 10 years and can be found here:

www.dalekcity.co.uk

Absolom Daak