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Ming the clam battles wolfman over Jordan's jubs

sean

why? 

Coat

"Stay vigilant, and try not to look like a tin of dog food."

What? Can dogs use tin openers too?

Ian

@ Sean 

Boffin

I knew a rottweiler once who taught himself to shotgun beer cans by chasing them round the room for a bit with his nose and then biting into them, so I don't think a tin opener is strictly necessary.

An Unwashed Mass

@why? 

Only if they have sensitive triggers... (the tin-openers that is... not the dogs)

Anonymous Coward

@Ian 

I see your girlfriends are of the same high quality as ever....

David S

@Anon 

Coat

I'm sure that Ian wasn't using the word "knew" in the biblical sense there.

Pretty sure.

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