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Boffins have dredged up what is thought to be the world's oldest animal - a 405-year-old clam - and rather satisfyingly named it Ming. Unfortunately the clam seems to have since copped it, but the culpable scientists hope that studying it will lead to a greater understanding of the aging process - good news for current and …

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Coat

why?

"Stay vigilant, and try not to look like a tin of dog food."

What? Can dogs use tin openers too?

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Ian
Boffin

@ Sean

I knew a rottweiler once who taught himself to shotgun beer cans by chasing them round the room for a bit with his nose and then biting into them, so I don't think a tin opener is strictly necessary.

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@why?

Only if they have sensitive triggers... (the tin-openers that is... not the dogs)

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Anonymous Coward

@Ian

I see your girlfriends are of the same high quality as ever....

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Coat

@Anon

I'm sure that Ian wasn't using the word "knew" in the biblical sense there.

Pretty sure.

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