"This is an open meeting, of course, but I just want everyone to know it's all off the record." Steven Metalitz, Intellectual Property Constituency (IPC) Thanks, Steve. Since everything's off the record, what better way to give the public an idea of what really goes on in the emerald city of the internet than to offer an up …
Brown Girl In The Ring
Ah yes, the Boney M 'classic'. Did they dance around their handbags?
Motion Number Two
...had one of those this morning.
Oh god. I read that as Paris HILTON Convention at first. El Reg, what have you done to me!?
When, where, and how much are the tickets? Gig not to be missed.
I read this entire article looking for Paris Hilton!
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