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Brown Girl In The Ring
Ah yes, the Boney M 'classic'. Did they dance around their handbags?
Motion Number Two
...had one of those this morning.
Oh god. I read that as Paris HILTON Convention at first. El Reg, what have you done to me!?
When, where, and how much are the tickets? Gig not to be missed.
I read this entire article looking for Paris Hilton!
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