Thanks for the mammaries.

"Thanks for the mammaries?"

Mines the burberry, taxi's on it's way.

"Thick as F**k."

Well?

Seriously, she is so absolutely moronically stupid she should be shot just to prevent any further incursions into the future gene pool.

For a start, her tits are fake, and completely shit!

PS. Where's the paris hilton angle?

"The Worlds greatest mum", she did win mum of the year didn't she? Although how she did when her oldest son ran into a mirror whilst unattended kind of beggars belief.

She sleeps alone at last

Here lies the body of Katie Price; While she may rot; Her assets will not

Fame she had a plenty; Although her mind was empty; Here she turns; Amidst the worms; Appalled she's now a non-entity.

And finally ,

Where have all the cameras gone?

...titillating conversationalist.

can we vote for peter andre's epitaph to be "he was a perfect tit"

Thanks for the mamaries?

They didn't run with "In loving Mammary"?

Thanks for the Mammaries?

Silicon but not forgotten?

Sphere we go?

By the time she reaches her 60's, her first suggestion "She had perfect tits" will be supprisingly accurate.

However the epitaph, "90% biodegradable" also springs to mind

Thanks for the mammaries

Thanks for the mammaries ?

They might be wise to put "Mind the step" on there.

"Here lies Katie 'Jordan' Price, who went titsup on..."

"At rest, after a bumpy ride."

"She was a titbit."

"Here be flagons."

"A damning indictment of the demise of Western Civilization".

The great thing is that it can be reused on Paris, Britney, Pete Doherty, and any number of waste-of-space, brain-dead, gene-pool-contminating "pop-icons"... and their producers/managers/marketers that keep shovelling them around.

"Her boobs and cock-ups were legendary".

She was useless in life, at least now shes feeding the worms.

"A dirty weekend in Jordan was cheaper than one night in Paris".

why not call the daughter Tiaamii Suu?

Inflated in Life,

Inflated Chest,

Inflated Ego,

All deflated in Death.

Or maybe Annoying. Either or which I think are wholly suitable...I can think of others but I doubt they'd get published.

( o Y o )

On the Spike Milligan theme, how about "Clearly, I was mentally ill" ?

or

Don't stand there - you'll burst them!

CCTV in action - nork-lifters will be prosecuted

Question: will she be going for the Y-shaped coffin at all ? Or perhaps a little creative corpse arrangement could negate the need for a vase at said site ? Take the Billy Connolly route and give visitors somewhere to park their bike ?

Sadly for her it will be posterity that recognises her genius, thereby denying her the adulation she so craves.

'Twas ever thus for minds of her stature.

Thanks for the mammaries

Not dead, chest sleeping

Crossed over to the udder side

Excuse my bust

No Photographs!

... tits up ??

:o)

/coat lol

I was just a little girl,

when I asked my mother "What will I be?"

"Will I be famous", "Will I be rich"

Here's what she said to me..

"No you f*cking won't, you'll be a annoying waste of time, taking up precious air, flaunting your plastic boobs at celebrities and pretending to be important to gossip rags in a vain attempt to prove that you're somebody special."

I proved her wrong didn't I?

hmm, I'm getting a bit vindictive here aren't I?