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Alcatel-Lucent cuts off 4,000 workers

Chad H.

I have a great way of saving millions, without job losses 

Joke

Outsource the board of directors, and the executives to India.

Indians work realy cheap, we could have a whole board for less than it costs for half a director. Plus, I'm sure the indian would work more than 3 days a month.