"We can confirm that all affected [sic] dedicated servers are now restored to regular performance."

I can't see what's wrong with this sentence. It appears that the Germans can write better English than the Reg and understand the difference between 'effect' and 'affect'.

they spelt "affected" correctly in that context. I think you need to take a grammar course...

"are now restored to regular"

"have now been restored to regular" would be a lot better.

Also, El Reg has to have the worst membership functions I have ever seen. I don't want to have to login every time I comment on a story, I have a long e-mail address.

Awwww poor Chris, have a biscuit :)

For a few hours on Monday, 30% of pings to my server were being dropped. I thought it was my server until I found that pinging www.1and1.co.uk only had a 30% success rate too.

The support monkey kept telling me to reboot my server, but couldn't explain to me how that would fix their web server. It was only when I told him their network was shagged (verbatim, much to the amusement of the people in my office) that he thought that I might be serious.

Throughout the the last two days status.1and1.co.uk said "All systems functional". Like fuck they were.

I'm now going to set up a script to check the page every 10 minutes and email me when it doesn't say "All systems functional". I may even start a sweepstake on when I get the email.

To be fair though, they're pretty cheap for a dedicated server, and the uptime has been pretty good up to this point, so I suppose you get what you pay for. <sigh>

We have 3 servers with 1and1. The technical support is crap, the hardware is cheap but the price is rock bottom.

Great if you want to offload something like Images from a decent hosting outfit.

Why would anyone use 1and1 for anything which you need to rely on? lol

Well Chris, that's what happens when you don't re-read your story after correcting it. :-)

But, as a fellow journo, let's just say that you are doing a much better job than the folks at the Beeb... their articles are occasionally get peppered with mistakes, misquotes, grammatic errors and the like, and there's no point in asking them to fix it.

Don't sweat it.

No good deed ever goes unpunished!

Nah. That's what you get for being pompous enough not to fix it in the first place.

This article has bought back bad memories of my dealings with this company.....

They don't actually seem to know what they are doing, and their international call centres just seem to add to the problem...

After cancelling my account with them I was told I needed to resubscribe to gain access to my domain names password to allow me to transfer it to another provider, what a joke.

It also took me just under a year to recieve a refund from them after sending them an email every week and recieving the same response every week!

AVOID THIS COMPANY AT ALL COSTS - THEY ARE A JOKE!

Top tips:

1. Get a shorter email address

2. Have all your important usernames and passwords in a handy text file on your desktop, from which you can copy-and-paste to save your fat fingers from getting any typing exercise whatsoever

My heart bleeds for you

I've got 2 servers with 1and1. Tech support is crap. Even the dedicated server support is now outsourced. They do not supply 24 hour support despite what they tell you. If your server goes down at 7pm and Calcutta support can't shell to it then you have to wait until 9am the next day before a tech can fix it!

They never ever admit to having any network or node issues and never follow up on support requests. They have network problems like the one in the article every so often as a matter of course. It's hardly a new experience.

I'm slowly moving my domains away from them. If it made financial sense for me I would go with Rackspace who are utterly excellent! But sadly at the minute a cheap host is required. :(

I love the comments section of El Reg, I especially like the way that all the commontaters like to put people write regarding correct grammer and spelling. It seems they are more concerned about the this than the actual importance of the story, I am guessing that if a story appeared with the headline "New super technology effects the way we do business" that their would be 10 comments on the story and a hundred slagging off the bad grammer!

I have a couple of 1&1 servers and have been very impressed by their uptime, reliability and performance. Fortunately I have a linux guru (bless his cotton socks that probably have a penguin logo on them somewhere) who manages them otherwise i think for a server-newbie (like me) it would indeed be tricky looking after dedicated root servers!

after all, 1&1

R2

Ta da!

Bloody robots. Always going off on crazy adventures about a "real master".

" [ ... ] I am guessing that if a story appeared with the headline "New super technology effects the way we do business" that their would be 10 comments on the story and a hundred slagging off the bad grammer! [ ... ] "

New to the internet, are you?

I have had two dedicated server deals from 1and1 and agree with those saying that as long as you don't need to contact them they are basically very good value.

I get fast connections, high uptime, and everything pretty much just works. But if you need them to understand something before they will do something about it, forget it.

We had an account with 1&1 when we first started our business. The website designer had said what we needed. So we called 1&1 and they sold us a package which they said was suitable. It turned out it was not so we got the designer to call them and upgrade it to one which was better suited. Again it was still lacking or some of the claimed features did not work or the sales person did not know what they were selling. So we had to upgrade again! Only to be told we had to wait 90 days before we could upgrage for a second time! We canncelled our contract and during the 3 weeks of dealing with 1&1 our site was live for about 2 days! He went over to Fasthosts and have not had any real problems other than the odd glitch with our matrix stats.

I was seriously annoyed with 1&1 and would never use them again!