Shocked Shatner shunted from Star Trek XI
Chris Walker
Planet Shatner? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 11:31 GMT

I can understand why the egomaniac Bill Shatner feels left out but I think the producers are missing a trick here. Sure, plot holes may appear if you simply allow the camera hogging bloatware* that is our man Kirk to take part but there are other roles for him to play... with only the most basic makeup, he could easily pass as a planet.
*Despicable attempt to make this comment and therefore by extension the article in any way relevant to technical gubbins.
Leigh Smith
What I heard was... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 11:31 GMT
...Shatner refused a cameo role and had asked for a proper part in the film. One wasn't available so he isn't in it. Apparently Bill feels he is too important to be limited to doing a Stan Lee walk on.
However the normal internet rumour mill rules apply so have your salt ready.
Anonymous Coward
Shatner will still be involved in the film... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 11:47 GMT

... "Popcorn!!!! Get your popcorn!!!"
James Le Cuirot
Kellogs All-Bran Crunchy Oatbakes! #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 11:47 GMT

Stick to cereal ads, Bill.
Slappy
Ah well #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 11:48 GMT

Picard was better anyway ;p
Anonymous Coward
I feel an on-line petition coming on... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:00 GMT

Come on, there must be someone out there with lots of time on their hands who can setup a web site dedicated to getting the Shatner back onto the silver screen…
Oh wait, even better.. How about a facebook group?
Ash
Let the flame wars commence... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:07 GMT

Janeway ftw.
*Ducks*
Anonymous Coward
I hate to be boring but... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:26 GMT

As Kirk wasn't on the Enterprise on the early missions (i.e. the pilot) and neither was Bones you have to ask yourself what is going on here as they weren't all together at Star Fleet Academy.
I really must get out more
Chris Walker
Janeway? LOLZ11!1!11 #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:26 GMT

I remember her. I landed on the SciFi channel having first played "High Cable Channel Number Roulette" and wondered what the hell was going on.
It was difficult to tell her apart from the furniture.
mahoney
Picard for President #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:26 GMT
Jean-Luc will forever be the Captain of my heart.
Anonymous Coward
Only #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:26 GMT

Reason for going to see Generations was to see Shatner/Kirk killed.
Efros
Anonymous Coward
let the flames continue #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:34 GMT
With regard to Ash...
Ivanova for FTW actually because "Babylon 5 was better"
H'arj Imladd
Name game #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:34 GMT

I always thought it would be great if Bill Shatner married the sit com character Hyancith Bucket...
What a great mental picture that paints as he'd then be Willian Shatner-Bucket.
Gets coat...
P.S. No arguments, Picard is THE DADDY!
Anonymous Coward
RE: Janeway ftw #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:38 GMT
Starfleet gave her a desktop so they didn't lose another ship for 7 years.
Anonymous Coward
Re: Re: Janeway ftw #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:50 GMT
How true. Woman drivers. pfft.
Lyndon Barry
RE: Janeway ftw #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 12:50 GMT
she couldn't even get that right, sending the Enterprise E off into the Romulan zone to get spanked by Picard's clone.
Nemesis was pretty dire..
Mind you, TNG was dire for about 6 seasons with maybe a seasons worth of good material.
DS9 ripped off B5 ((watch the fanboi's reactions here)
Voyager was dire for 7 seasons with maybe half a dozen decent episodes.
Enterprise was ridiculous. A ship that's supposed to be a 100 years older than the Kirk Enterprise but was actually superior in all the ways that mattered.
Chris Walker
Still no toilets though eh? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 13:25 GMT

"A ship that's supposed to be a 100 years older than the Kirk Enterprise but was actually superior in all the ways that mattered."
They still hadn't thought to put in seat belts or toilets though. Even Voyager had a shower, but no loos. I can only imagine that after a hard episode's worth of Romulan bashing the poor Federation types were busting for a wee (hence I presume the dark easy-dry trousers).
B5 was great, although I'm disappointed nobody had the foresight to kick Delenn out of an airlock early on... she made The Riddler look positively succinct.
Steve Charlton
If we're going to get into best space-faring TV series... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 13:25 GMT

then its got to be:-
Firefly/Serenity
ST:TOS
B5
ST:TNG
UFO
Space 1999
Fireball XL5
Chris Cheale
agreed #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 13:25 GMT

Ivanova for FTW actually because "Babylon 5 was better"
-- aggreed! although you missed the word "significantly" ;)
Tawakalna
you're all way behind the times.. #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:02 GMT
..there's been a campaign for years to get Kirk back in the Captain's chair and to re-integrate all the ST stories back together
http://www.bringbackkirk.com/
and a surprisingly good fan-based continuation of TOS
http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/
Scott Wichall
:Steve Charlton #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:02 GMT
Firefly......Oh yeah. Fantastic:-)
Mike Richards
Shocked! I. AM! Shocked - Khhhaaaaaaannnn!!!! #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:05 GMT
Time to see if Gordon Brown is as shallow as his predecessor.
Do you think we could get an official response to a petition on the Number 10 Website demanding El Shat's inclusion in the new merchandising adventure?
Jason
Pfft. #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:18 GMT

Muppets!
Obviously you've all forgotten Farscape. Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black) FTW!
As for Kirk, I think he must be under the impression he's got cult status like the Hoff or Chuck Norris. Sadly for him his memo was spelt wrong ... it didn't say "People think you're a cult ...".
For those with hangovers "l" and "n" are relatively near each other on the keyboard .... ; )
Garth
Heh. #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:33 GMT
"DS9 ripped off B5 ((watch the fanboi's reactions here)"
I loved B5 and cared not so much for DS9. However, B5 is Lord of the Rings in space. So you can't really talk much of rip offs.
Anonymous Coward
" Leonard, God bless his heart, ..." #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:33 GMT

You should have continued that quote, because the very next line makes it plain *why* he's not in the new film:
"I thought, what a decision to make, since it obviously is a decision not to make use of the popularity I have to ensure the movie has good box office. It didn't seem to be a wise business decision."
No, Bill, it's a decision not to subject the rest of the cast to your fat-headed self-admiring arrogance. You're making a right Bulgarian airbag of yourself, best if you were to shut up now ...
Ivan Frimmel
Lexx anyone ? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:33 GMT

I see your Farscape and raise you a Lexx..
Sam
incorrect #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:50 GMT
"For those with hangovers "l" and "n" are relatively near each other on the keyboard .... ; )"
No they're not, you tovver....
Daniel
hmmm buried bones...? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:50 GMT
I thought that bones died a while ago, or am i missing something?
RRRoamer
Yeah, but... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:50 GMT
"Enterprise was ridiculous. A ship that's supposed to be a 100 years older than the Kirk Enterprise but was actually superior in all the ways that mattered."
Probably because the original ST came out about the time the transistor (bulk, in the little metal can with three wires coming out of it...) was hitting it's stride. They had NO concept of what computer systems and electronics would be capable in 30 years, let alone 200. Let's face it, your average smart phone has 10 times the processing power and at least as good of communication ability as the original ST series Enterprise.
Let's face it: when Enterprise (the series) came out, they really had NO choice but to update the electronics to something that was a bit more realistic based on what we can do now.
But it is kind of funny!
Mycho
B5 = LOTR In space? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 14:50 GMT

That's okay, LOTR is based heavily on the Nibelungleid. Everything is a ripoff of something older.
laird cummings
Priceline negotiations... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 15:03 GMT
...Have failed.
Right. That's me for the door, then.
Kurt Guntheroth
no loo? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 15:28 GMT

They don't need a loo. They set the transporter on narrow-beam and just dematerialize the material. Oh sure there's some, uh, buildup, as the transporter is operated in an uncalibrated "safe" mode that doesn't try to get every morsel. But as the life expectancy of a constitution-class starship crew is only about 3 seasons anyway, the long term health effects are minimal. But if you wonder why McCoy always looks so cranky, all you have to do is imagine the chief complaint at sick call.
I rather liked Janeway, though I got tired of the "unexplored-nebula-of-the-week" format of Voyager. And for those of you who think William Shatner can't act (which pretty much covers everyone who's seen him), he was in an early Twilight Zone episode (gremlins tearing up an airplane engine) where he showed potential. Perhaps he's just hard to direct.
Garth
Disapppointed #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 15:50 GMT
This Yank is disappointed none have offered Red Dwarf, yet.
Anonymous Coward
b5 or trek #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 15:50 GMT

i know i am doomed for even sayin this
but i belive the question of which was better was already solved...
check out star wrek: the pirking...
for a fan movie it was done quite well.
Anonymous Coward
Give the poor guy a break... #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 15:50 GMT
So he's pushing 80 years old and he's not as trim and fit as he was in the 60s when he was on the original series. So what? Obviously he couldn't play Kirk, but he could still play Kirk's grandfather or an entirely different character. Shatner, despite his cheesiness has still done more for the franchise and to promote interest in Sci-Fi & space travel than most anyone else. (with apologies for the ridiculous TJ Hooker schlock he was involved with in the 80's) At least he had the graciousness to react to not being chosen with some dignity, only expressing his disappointment in the decision. I can only imagine what Paris Hilton would do if not chosen for something. (and there's your Paris angle)
Highlander
Ah, the usual faboi comments and Shatner hate #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 16:24 GMT
A question for all you Shatner haters. What is it about your own lives that is so horrible that you need to hate a 70+ year old Canadian actor so much? I mean, what do any of you know about him as a person, or his life? How many of you have walked an inch in his shoes, never mind a mile? It's all so very clever to spew hate on some semi-anonymous comment board isn't it?
Anonymous John
Why has nobody #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 16:33 GMT
Andy Bright
I'll see your Space 1999 #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 16:44 GMT

and raise you one Blake's Seven and a side of Sapphire and Steel..
I would say the new Battlestar Galactica shits all over any of the shows mentioned so far - but apparently this a retro reminiscence.
(Babylon 5 was brilliant to start with, but the last couple seasons were a bit on the dodgy side).
I don't need to get out more, I'm perfectly happy in my sad little HDTV world of scifi.
laird cummings
@Highlander; fanboi #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 17:06 GMT

Ah, yes! Fanboi accusations... How ironic.
Relax. I *have* met the man. He has a sense of humor. When I met him, he was busy ripping jokes at his own expense. Rather good ones, at that. Somehow, I don't think he much gives a rat's buttocks *what* we say about him.
Carry on, folks!
Des
@I'll see your Space 1999 #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 17:06 GMT
Battlestar Galactica ripped off the shaky camera work from Firefly - a surprisingly good series that was prematurely canned just as it was getting into it's stride. Such a shame as the cast had really started to gel.
Battlestar Galactica's script just doesn't do anything for me - all my sympathy lies with the Cylons.
Anonymous Coward
What about Battlestar Galactica?? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 17:07 GMT

I can't believe the number of "sci fi fans" (and I use that term under advisement) posting here that have missed the new Battlestar Galactica, which is self-evidently the best sci-fi series in the history of ever. Adama ftw!
(dons flame retardant coat, and runs)
RK
@highlander #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 17:26 GMT

"A question for all you Shatner haters. What is it about your own lives that is so horrible that you need to hate a 70+ year old Canadian actor so much? I mean, what do any of you know about him as a person, or his life? How many of you have walked an inch in his shoes, never mind a mile?"
Well, for me it was "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," but i think the real nail in the coffin was Msr. Montalban blowing Shatner out of the water in "The Wrath of Khan" (far and away the best ST movie). It really was sad how bad Shatner looked contrasted with R.M., scene to scene.
Then Picard came along and showed us how a *real* actor captains the Starship Enterprise. No flings with alien floozies for him, no sir! He was a military man, through and through, with Shakespearean diction, to boot! Even if No. 1 was generally stiff and Wesley Crusher inspired a desire to have his head crushed mercilessly in an airlock door, Picard kept us (me) coming back, week after week. (and Troi's very large....er, hair.)
While i would agree that Shatner has done a lot to promote science fiction over the years (books and bad movies and the original series), let's face it, he's a terrible actor, and the only original cast member who pulls in the viewers is Leonard Nimoy, period. (willfully forgetting his stab at the Top 40, back in the day, of course. *wink wink*)
Anonymous Coward
Simon Pegg as Scotty ??? #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 17:26 GMT
Shatner's comment suggests why he won't be there. Whatever the director intends for ST XI he doesn't want an actor playing it for irony. How Hollywood. How 20th century.
It would have been nice to see what Sergio Leone might have done with ST.
M Neligan
TOS #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 18:36 GMT
TOS retains its power; Voyager tried to emulate it - and it had Seven of Nine! Picard and Data could not save NG from it's verbosity and touchy-feeliness.
After TOS, I'd rate the original Outer Limits, Lexx and Red Dwarf.
Shatner inhabits Mt Olympus. His enemies will be crushed and put to flight like the cattle they are.
Andy Bright
Firefly #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 19:48 GMT

At first I thought, NO - cowboy cliches do NOT belong on my SciFi channel, but actually like most people here I started to get into it just as they killed the series off. Even the movie wasn't too shabby.
Camera shake, I feel fans of Star Trek TOS will have something to say about that - and perhaps someone ought to break the real reason he wasn't included in the new Star Trek film to Mr. Shatner - a few less biscuits sir, and I think you might have got back in.
Michael
@Highlander #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 19:48 GMT
"What is it about your own lives that is so horrible that you need to hate a 70+ year old Canadian actor so much?"
I fear you've answered you own question there...
You see, the real tragedy of Canada is that while they could have had British culture, French cooking and American technology, they instead got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
bws
William Shatner #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 19:48 GMT

<kirk imitation>Thank............. God......... </kirk imitation>
If they really want to do the movie going public a huge favor, I say they splice some stock footage of Scotty horsing around with the transporters and then pay the actor who plays Picard to stare into the camera and state: "Mr. Scott, beam his ass into a wall!"
Snert Lee
The ideal role #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 20:21 GMT
The ideal role for Shatner would be as the president of Priceline, barging into a Starfleet Admiral's office in an attempt to negotiate for the rights to sell the Enterprise's unassigned crew space as staterooms for as a luxury space cruise.
David
William Shattered #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 21:53 GMT
He could have played his great grandfather or other fitting role, surely?
Anonymous Coward
@M Neligan #
Posted Monday 29th October 2007 21:53 GMT

Seven.......
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm