back to article Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries

A suicide squirrel, possibly trained by the sciurine arm of Al-Qaeda, dove into and destroyed a Toyota Camry. The critter bit through a powerline and was set alight, causing it to plummet onto the car. It then slid into the engine compartment and caused an explosion that did for the vehicle. In anticipation of Halloween, the …

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Australian Can Crushers

Is that the opposite of Bulgarian Airbags?

Does anyone know whether they were real?

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Paris Hilton

> we invented the British Standard Handful.

Did any male on here not "invent" the BSH when they were at seondary school?

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Another vote

for a "Where's the picture?" icon.

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Can crushing video link

I'm informed this link

http://publish.vx.roo.com/thedaily/videoplayer/?Channel=Telegraph+TV&ClipId=1418_183345&bitrate=300&Format=wmp

is a video of the said apparatus in action

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Boffin

shurly shome mishtake?

"charged with forging £1,000 and £500,000"

I think you mean:

"charged with forging £1,000,000 and £500,000"

Unless of course you were using some obscure ElReg units in your original sentence...

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