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Flaming squirrel nicked for blatant forgeries

Mycho

Australian Can Crushers 

Coat

Is that the opposite of Bulgarian Airbags?

Does anyone know whether they were real?

Anonymous Coward

> we invented the British Standard Handful. 

Paris Hilton

Did any male on here not "invent" the BSH when they were at seondary school?

Ryan

Another vote 

Go

for a "Where's the picture?" icon.

Anonymous Coward

Can crushing video link 

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I'm informed this link

http://publish.vx.roo.com/thedaily/videoplayer/?Channel=Telegraph+TV&ClipId=1418_183345&bitrate=300&Format=wmp

is a video of the said apparatus in action

Piers

shurly shome mishtake? 

Boffin

"charged with forging £1,000 and £500,000"

I think you mean:

"charged with forging £1,000,000 and £500,000"

Unless of course you were using some obscure ElReg units in your original sentence...

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