A suicide squirrel, possibly trained by the sciurine arm of Al-Qaeda, dove into and destroyed a Toyota Camry. The critter bit through a powerline and was set alight, causing it to plummet onto the car. It then slid into the engine compartment and caused an explosion that did for the vehicle. In anticipation of Halloween, the …
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Is that the opposite of Bulgarian Airbags?
Does anyone know whether they were real?
> we invented the British Standard Handful.
Did any male on here not "invent" the BSH when they were at seondary school?
for a "Where's the picture?" icon.
Can crushing video link
I'm informed this link
is a video of the said apparatus in action
shurly shome mishtake?
"charged with forging £1,000 and £500,000"
I think you mean:
"charged with forging £1,000,000 and £500,000"
Unless of course you were using some obscure ElReg units in your original sentence...
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