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* QinetiQ buys spooks' secure-messaging provider

Andrew Bolton

Crewe & Maidenhead? 

Black Helicopters

Not exactly hidden in the pillar of a bridge over the Thames is it?

Of course if it was, saying they were in Crewe and Maidenhead is the perfect disguise...

Sceptical Bastard

Tanks and bullets... 

... have enough kinetic energy to pulp the marketing/PR wanker who came up with the name 'QinetiQ'.

No, sod vehicles and guns: I'd happily kill the lexicographically challenged moron with my bare hands.

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