How many times do we have to go through this Lester? Photographs make all the diffrence on imporant storys like this. We need the infomation. Its just not good enough!

All in the name of substantiation of truth, obviously....

It took place in a pub. That's the IT angle.

I'm going to have a picture of Mars, because it looks a bit like a breast.

I'm having difficulties picturing the incidents in question. Some photographs would help greatly.

I grew up in Pinjarra 20 years ago. It wasn't like that when I was a kid.

Must get back there sometime.... sounds like a fun place.

... that we can have "Australian can crushers" as an alternative to Bulgarian airbags?

When I was a lot younger and at college we would while away our spare time eyeing-up the females. We came up with clasification for mam sizes.

1) Titties.

2) Boobies.

3) Breasts.

4) Jugs.

5) Gazongas.

Then some one chucked in "Anything more than a handful is a waste", at which point we all looked at our hands and realised we all had different sized hands. The solution was we invented the BSH that's the British Standard Handful. (34C, slightly bigger than my hand). Someone also said "Anything more than a mouthful is a waste" but that could apply other things as well, so it got binned

So here it is....

http://www.plsthx.com/Funny_videos/363_Big_Boobs_Crush_Beer_Cans.html

What's with this 'our licensed premises' guff from the rozzers?

It's private property, shurely?

It *is* private property. And stop calling me Shirley.

Bonza Oz Brew Bar Canned

(Play on Bonzo dog Do Dah Band!)

Coat on already!

nice to see that us Aussies get a fair reporting on a pommy website. As an ex-Pom-who-has-seen-the-light-and-become-an-Aussie I am digusted at the level of "negative" reporting by the Reg.

Anyway on to more important stuff. Does anyone have her phone number, think we need to invite her over here to Queensland to invesitgate wether ...um ... it is still a crime in this state.

http://www.plsthx.com/Funny_videos/363_Big_Boobs_Crush_Beer_Cans.html

Oh my god, that is terrifying. Not at all the sexy vid I was expecting. That woman could do a hell of a lot of damage to anything, or anyone, that got in her way.

/me gets coat.

There might be an angle grinder, though ..

Check out today's (25-Oct-2007) Astropix:

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

You could crush a lot between those.

The IT angle is glaringly obvious - it tok place in a pub!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=489435&in_page_id=1811

Oz barmaid crushes beer cans between fine jubs?

Someone needs to set up a donations page to pay the fine.

I knew once used to show her tit's to her favorites they couldn't crush anything but I liked em, the women do however risk losing their jobs doing this sort of extra entertainment and I advise against it (unless the bar is full of bikers then it's required).

But were they teaspoons, dessert spoons or ladles? Might be another unit of measure to add to the Reg's standard scale.

> I'm going to have a picture of Mars, because it looks a bit like a breast.

Only if you're looking at a mammogram. Dude, you're weird...

What kind of a rubbish hotel bar serves cans of beer???

Obviously Australian ones, also cheaper to transport than bottled beer and less hastle than draught no specialised plumbing required and the only way to drink aussie beer.

What the hell is this country coming to (not that WA is really classed as part of Australia, it's so bloody far away!) when a sheila can't get her gear off to to help Planet Ark and their recycling efforts.

And, how about the police actually get off the backsides and catch REAL criminals in their spare time instead of drinking at the pub. I bet they don't get screened for the "random" breath test on the way home.....

this kind of thing used to be pretty commonplace in West Oz's mining towns.

Some of the girls were local celebrities, and had their 'signature' tricks. But the moral Fascists decided that hard rock miners would be corrupted and led astray by the sight of feminine flesh (being a long way inland and away from public beaches where such is displayed freely and often so that exposure might lead to desensitization) and required the enforcement of laws from the previous century.

To make matters worse, a local businesman and pub owner, got the license to run an actual strip joint... whereupon other pubs - not belonging to this entrepenuer, tended to become subject to complaints to the morality gestapo whenever the girls working in them happened to flash a nipple or display some buttock.

Its a tragedy, another cultural artform being oppressed and effectively wiped out by small minded officials