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Space shuttle Discovery launched

Adrian Esdaile

Heresy! Lies! 

Flame

The Earth is FLAT, not the evil heretical "rounded orb" you blasphemously show!

I'm reporting you to the Inquisition for spreading lies, keeping files in the wrong folder, and sharing Internet links to heresy & blasphemous pictures!

yeah, right.

In tow? 

Coat

Really? They're towing it up? Damn, I would really have liked to see THAT launch! Did they have a separate burner on the trailer, or did they just tie it really well to the main vehicle?

Steve

on the hitch 

IT Angle

I say they strapped it to the tail with bungee cords and duct tape, thats the only way to go.

But seriously, when reporting on this stuff, terminology should be at least somewhat accurate, in tow was a poor choice on words, but I've heard local news people use phrases like "the shuttles gas tanks" in reference to the solid state boosters and even the horrible analogy of "the shuttle has to glide unpowered as it lands, meaning it has more drag than thrust" which just hurt my brain, gliding indicates a lack of thrust if I'm not mistaken............... news anchors........ oww my brain.

Anonymous Coward

They should scrap the shuttles... 

Black Helicopters

...and build new ones from the alien technology they have aquired over the years.

Pascal Monett

"the $100bn ISS which will house Europe's first permanent laboratory in orbit" 

Alien

Just one question : given that the ISS has been "in construction" for what seems like forever, just when exactly is it going to be actually useful ?

In the 23rd century ?

Andy Hockey

@ yeah, right 

Coat

You've obviously not seen Futurama... You can hire space trailers from U Yank.

Matt Bucknall

Just another... 

metric/imperial disaster waiting to happen again...

Christopher Emerson

Title 

"the horrible analogy of "the shuttle has to glide unpowered as it lands, meaning it has more drag than thrust" which just hurt my brain, gliding indicates a lack of thrust if I'm not mistaken............... news anchors........ oww my brain."

...yes, so if there is no thrust, the drag is more than the thrust. Seems a bit odd to say there is 'less thrust' when in fact there is none, but there isn't anything wrong with what was said.

Dave

re: They should scrap the shuttles... 

Black Helicopters

How do you know they haven't built something from the alien technology. I couldn't possibly comment but would have full stealth technology so you'd never know about it, especially if they kept the shuttles around to distract people.

Now, what's that materialising outside the window?

laird cummings

@Christopher Emerson 

Whilst there may not be anything technically wrong with the statement as read, the bleedin' obviousness of the statement indicates a deep and abiding ignorance on the subject.

This is along the lines of saying "gravity causes objects to accelerate towards each other, so stuff falls when you drop it," immediately followed by a reasounding "Duh!" from everyone else on the planet. Some things simply don't need elucidation.