chop chop!

There is a pic.

And I have to say: LOL.

looks like someone's given him the pinkie finger.

BTW, what are the correct el reg units to use in this situation?

http://www.hampshire.police.uk/Internet/localpolicing/safer/Safer+Neighbourhoods+bus+artwork.htm

I think the correct determination of units to use is the lg, or EU standard (Florentine) linguine (unboiled at sea level).

In this instance I recommend a measurement of 1.6 lg, which is more than adequate for a gentleman of his means!

Got coat, taxi on way.....

Forget the taxi, just call the bus...

I can see "Copper's tailpipe" making it into the next edition of "Roger's Profanisaurus".

"Would you popping this pipe into your mouth, madam, and 'blow'ing?"

Shame the bus wasn't pimped. I'm sure it isn't a true reflection of the average Hampshireian's non-standard issue dustbin exhaust.

A true British "bobby" indeed.

The designer might have reversed the picture.

...Mine's the grey leather, thanks...!