12 bottles a month! Might as well sell it on SheepBay and get wankered on the proceeds!

> A dozen bottles of beers is a meager ration that would

> barely get a Reg hack though lunchtime

Yebbut, I guess this NZ beer must taste really really awful.

It appears the links dont work in FF, try IE...

http://www.croucherbrewing.co.nz/news.html

I am not going to buy a ticket to newzealand and beat natives for a thing for such a miserly sum of twelve a month that brewery is run by an idiot two kegs a month and I'll fly down and seek citizenship to route out the data nappers

Just as some lottery winners can elect to receive their winnings in one lump sum, how about this: Having chosen an ultra healthy lifestyle based on a diet of brazil nuts, organic salmon, Waitrose broccoli, Israeli strawberries and pure Madagascar sugar free dark choco, plus the ongoing advances in bio technology and cyborg implants - then assuming I don't forget to look out for a No. 38 bus when jay walking Upper Street, N1, I could well live for at least 300 years. (Perish the thought!) That equals 43200 bottles of Kiwi Wiwi, and I'll take it now please. Beer is for sharing, so I'll throw a rave just off the M25. I know a friendly (read: desperate) farmer whose fields are empty due to some recent medical ailments with his cows. BBQ anyone?

Or, and this is just a suggestion, what you COULD do, is provide us with some punctuation so we know what the hell you're talking about.

Or is the brewery really run by an idiot two kegs?

Or maybe one quarter full. Whatever - 12 beers a month is still 12 beers a month that *I* wouldn't have to buy. Free beer is free beer, even if it isn't a LOT of free beer.

Now all the thieving sod has to do is move to the US Mid-Atlantic coast and contact me - I'm not going very far at all for that amount of free beer.

thou must now be flogged by the sholin monks that have learned chuck norris's secret for not using proper El Reg units. Have thoust not read the rules of The El Reg club? all units of measurement be in El Reg units....

Chances are he's Australian, so I'll name him Bruce.

Now where's my beer, and my coat.

NZ beer isn't bad at all. But for me I go through around 6 bottles a night so only 2 nights worth a month isn't enough for me. Plus I don't live in Rotarua. 330ml is the standard but crate bottles would be better

While it's true that the vast majority of Australian beer is utter rubbish, we do have a fantastic micro brewery industry - certainly here in Western Australia.

At least our beer isn't as bad as the Septic Tanks!

Why is American beer like sex in a Canadian canoe?

'cause they're both f*ing close to water.