yet another advance showing donor stem cells are the way to go, not only morally but technically superior. maybe those who created a false controversy about current Administration policies towards stem cell research will try another propaganda tactic. The Fed has always been willing to finance research into donor stem cell projects, but for some reason the Hollywood elite are only happy if they can strip stem cells from fetuses and abortion remains. A huge breakthrough in Australia, and now this-where the embryonic camp's biggest production is theories and possibilities, focussing on harvesting and bitching that their lack of success is caused by some nebulous "vast right-wing (or christian, or whatever group they want to demonize) conspiracy".

No issues with rejection, no moral qualms, no concern of pandemic biological weapons compounds-a win win win situation. And no need to trot out Chris Reeve anymore whining about how only dead baby mojo can cure people injured by their own decisions and lifestyles.

Can't wait to add some modded parts, especially the cyborg brain connection to a tesselated quantum computer with gobs of stored information. Kurzweil Singularity here I come!

For those not in the cerebellum but more in the amydala or maybe hypothalamus, what is the connection between Abbie Normal and ParisH?

I can already imagine the catalogs...

"Igör : comes in black, green or gray.

Assembled size : 50cm*80cm*175cm.

This product requires assembly"

now perhaps I will finally be accepted for what I am...

...part man, part horse!

There are no moral qualms with embryonic stem cells unless you happen to be a dribbling sad ass christian fundie.

You're a yank of course, so I figure there's maybe a 50/50 chance that you are.

You have no idea what good news this is I need an Igor many projects that require a slave/ strong backed henchman to lift heavy components etc castles are expensive and I just can't pay a real employee right now.

Assembled size : 50cm*80cm*175cm.??

This is El Reg, we don't deal in pesky cm's here!

What's that in Grapefruits?

They already have the ability to surgically attach other people's body parts (limbs in particular), the main drawback is that unless the donor is a very close relative the receiver has to take large quantities of immuno-suppressants to stop the new part being rejected. These drugs have their own side effects which often mean damage to another part of the body such as the kidneys or liver. Being able to "grow" new nerves will make the process easier, but the rejection issue is still the biggest problem to solve.

When it is, I'm sure we'll have the bodyjacking scenarios they used to have in the comic 2000AD, where rich old men paid for young men to be killed so their brains could be transplanted into the young and virile bodies! Reminds me, I must top up my pension....

Does thaht mean you're half-assed?

"I need an Igor many projects that require a slave/ strong backed henchman to lift heavy components etc castles are expensive and I just can't pay a real employee right now"

You are Terry Pratchett* and I claim my five pounds.

*for the unenlightened read 'Carpe Jugulum'.

Igor - a man of many parts - some of them are family heirlooms

(doesn't need a Paris angle - just a bit of tissue will do to grow a new one)

Hope for the terminally unhip........at last .

I'm afraid that it's all over for Frank'n'furter. His mission was a failure and his lifestyle too extreme.

I've forgotten my coat, but there seem to be lots of basques, fishnet stockings and suspenders around here all of a sudden...

Actually, the Grapefruit (gf) is used to measure Volume. The correct unit of measurement here is the EU standard (Florentine) linguine (unboiled at sea level), to measure Length (and Height and Width, although I may be taking liberties here, but if Lester and Lucy can't be bothered to establish the correct equivalents, then I shall use the tools that are available...)

Based on the above equivalent, a self-assembly Igor would come in at the following dimensions: 3.57lg*5.71lg*12.5lg

And to answer Mike Hocker's question, about 15 neurons (on Abbie Normals' side)

OK, OK, I'll retrieve my mantelet and await without for an Igor driven carriage....

No coat, but a lot of basques?

Are you trying to say that you've got all your Basques in one Exit?

The flameproof suit please.....

So what is wrong with being half-horsed??

Whilst we in the states are having a bit of difficulty with respect to the maternal/fetal signalling of our merged equine:humans (but making progress with the help of every biomed scientific paper published on the 'net-- advanced neural connect and rejection research helps with xenomods for those of us that are already multicellular), the bigger fear is becoming stake flambe' courtesy of deluded Eloi fundies led by the demented torch bearing GWB. Typical post-NeoLuddite "if I wasn't born with it..." behaviour.

Not much of a difference I guess from the Euros having a Frank'n'furter weenie roast.

People need to escape from their soon to be antiquated MarkI Human Bodies-- do you want to be the human equivalent of a Difference Engine, or a Blue Gene? Upgrade now! Our phone lines are open!