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Cane toads pay dearly for stretching their legs

Francis Boyle

Can't be true 

It wasn't mentioned in this: http://www.cane-toad.com/movie.php

moronatwork

Easy Solution 

Pirate

Eat them

Chris

Seperated at birth 

Jobs Horns

Is this the soon-to-be-ex-PM "little" Johnnie Howard?

Anonymous Coward

@moronatwork 

They're extremely poisonous, IIRC. I remember seeing a documentary about them a while back, where the Oz gov't was apparently offering a bounty on them. Led to all kinds of rustic guys in flannel shirts stalking the undergrowth with spears.

Lee

Easier Solution 

Alert

Who's up for a round of Golf?

Peter Hughes

eating - bad idea 

Dead Vulture

They're poisonous. Some animals have adapted to be able to eat them though by either tolerating the toxins or just eating the organs that don't have them.

Anonymous Coward

ask a hippy 

toad licking gOoD

Mike Moyle

Title 

<Beavis>

FROG BASEBALL!!!

</Beavis>

Tee Jay

Cane Toad Bashing 

Dead Vulture

I thought it was a national sport, playing cricket with Cane Toads.

Disclaimer to tree huggers: Im not supporting this act, merely pointing out it's an Aussie national sport!

Anonymous Coward

shame on you! Can't you all just get along, and celebrate diversity? :) 

Flame

they're not pests, they're undocumented immigrants! Do what we do in California, hand em welfare, cash and food benefits, immunity from most laws and regulations, and set them up in the most powerful special interest groups American politics has ever seen!

Anonymous Coward

no lick the big ones 

Boffin

Other kinds of toads perhaps (if there is nothing else) but licking this particular guy could kill you outright some freaks used to make toad skin stew but it was never a popular drug it made you more sick than high and cooking destroys some of the toxins ,so don't lick the giant toad.

Anonymous Coward

Eating 

Coat

They're poisonous? Eat the bastards, punishment for unleashing Fosters on the unsuspecting world. Bah, can't anyone besides Jamaica make a decent beer anymore?

Chris Miller

They may be arthritic 

Coat

But they can still beat the Wallabies at Rugby.

tony trolle

Nice pets 

Happy

ok as long as you don't swash them, oh and the fact you get a 'buzz' if you lick their backs.....

that 90's call comes to mind ...Assscidddd

Anonymous Coward

Cane toads 

are the new rabbit

TeeCee

A plague of Arthritic Australian Toads. 

Coat

They've cloned Rupert Murdoch?

The Driza and the hat with the corks on it, thanks.