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Top USAF buyer found dead

Alex

allegedly..... 

three men were seen leaving the scene wearing tin foil suits and were last seen boarding a dark coloured helicopter...

...allegedly?

Conrado Buhrer

26k for a 6bn deal, where can I get that kind of service? 

Dead Vulture

Granted... this is wrong, but its still a deal from heaven, if he gets caught he suicides too... something smell fishy to me.

Anonymous Coward

either incredible luck 

Black Helicopters

or he was murdered guys like that don't commit suicide this stretches credulity way past breaking they usually get more than a 26k "commission" on the deal too if previous examples are any indication. Whats a little contract brokering among friends not worth killing yourself for even in these odd days.

Anonymous Coward

Extreme Prejudice 

Black Helicopters

Enough said........

Pascal Monett

What a loser 

Out of billions of dollars he didn't manage to make even one lousy million in commission ? It's the shame that killed him, all right. The shame of being a lousy businessman.

Now I'm waiting to hear about how it was a suicide even though his hands were tightly tied behind his back, his neck was strangled with a nylon cord attached to the rear headset, and after doing all that, he still managed to start the car AND shoot himself in the head. Twice.

Vladimir Plouzhnikov

Suicide alright 

My guess is he chose to set his feet in a bucket of concrete and then jumped off a bridge...

Jamie

Good guy 

He was not a loser, if you don't know him you shouldn't judge. It's obvious he was put in a bad place. This is a terrible loss for the Air Force. This article also does not include complete accurate information.

Chris

Al Yamamah 

I'm sure the yanks will still want to investigate the BAE - saudi alleged corruption in a bid to ensure all corruption in future US arms deals stays at home...