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El Reg deploys (extra) comment icons

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Colin Jackson

OK 

OK then.

Anonymous Coward

Missing one. 

What I want to know is, where's my 'I am depressingly neutral / I am not contributing in any meaningful fashion' :| icon?

b

thumbs up! 

good idea(s)...opinion is the new rock and roll...

...erm, except i couldn't find the thumbs up icon?!

^^ <--- roll eyes (can we add that one?)

Michael

Well done but... 

Boffin

...now you just need to give them transparent rather than white backgrounds...

Brian Hughes

Wow 

Go

Go really means Stop :)

Parax

What about the.. 

'Pink Elephant' Icon..For those special occasions where it's lurking but no one is saying!

or the '10' types of people Icon, those who understand and those who dont.

or the 'I have more to add' to the story icon that I need now!

Geoff Thompson

Good 

Livens up the comments. Handy knowing what they all mean.

Matt Duszynski

Nicely done! 

Go

Proceed with this nonsense at flank speed!

Karl Lattimer

Penguin? 

Can we have something slightly representative of Linux please. Miguel, Linus, Nat etc... They could all be the Linux halo/horn

David S

Indeed. 

Thumb Up

Yus.

Ian Rogers

Flying Spaghetti Monster icon... 

...for any "Science is just plain cool :-) " comment.

Anonymous Coward

Hmm... 

Go

NADS!

Matt

nevar 

Heart

Anon will misuse these icons however anon likes!

The Other Steve

RE Penguin? 

Coat

Or how about one of Linus curing the sick, and one of an act of bestiality upon tux, by, say bilg, or simmilar.

Anonymous Coward

Should really be using the coat icon, but... 

Stop

Hammer time.

Do I win a prize for being first?

Anonymous Coward

RoTM 

Happy

What about one for the Rise of The Machines? Perhaps a teeth-laden toaster?

Also, can the preview include the selected icon?

JDM

foof

El Reg finally admits they've hit rock bottom 

Dead Vulture

"Adios: I’m so furious that I am removing El Reg from my bookmarks."

"Where’s the IT angle?: This is self-explanatory. Feel free to add comment about how when I was a lad The Register had proper tech coverage, etc, etc."

If they realize they need icons such as these, there is little hope of them pulling out of their downward spiral into the depths of suckiness. Useless, biased hacks, and now attacking their readers. "Anonymous Coward"? (read: we don't give a rat's ass about what you say or who you are, just sign up so we can sell your email address.)

Last one out turn off the lights.

Anonymous Coward

Hammertime 

Stop

Icon and title says all that needs to be said on a long Friday afternoon

sue

@Missing one. 

They've provided for that already. You just don't have an icon. </smirk>

Hollerith

screaming woman 

El Reg has a nice little photo of a woman screaming in shock or horror. That would be a nice icon, especially if sexist comments or just plain horrible nonsense (visualise Venn diagram for these) needs to be flagged up.

Mike Moyle

WARNIG! WARNING! 

Alert

Your ThumbsUp/Down icons are dangerously close to the three-fingered, gloved hands of a certain multinationally-licensed rodent. Expect the Enforcers of the Heirs of Walt(tm) to slap a cease-and-desist on you at any mnoment!

(Oh... and if you make the weapons pods on the black helicopter icon just a TINY bit longer, it won't look quite so much like a "Warning: laser" symbol at small sizes.)

Phill Sacre

Nice 

Go

I like the new icons. But as suggested I think it would also be good to have a Linux one as well.

Oh, and something to do with 'Bulgarian airbags'.

Chris Fryer

Vanilla 

Stop

... collaborate and listen

Mark

Ah! So THAT'S what it means 

I thought it was someone giving a hand-jive to someone in a green coat.

Or was I right to begin with and it's the "Where's the Paris Hilton angle" icon?

Nexox Enigma

Clarkson? 

How about one that is just a picture of Jeremy's face? It wouldn't even have to mean anything. People could use it to comment on all the articles about getting pulled over doing 170+MPH in a borrowed Porsche.

Matt

What we're missing is.... 

Coat

a sheep icon, as in 'where's the welsh/velocity of sheep in a vacuum angle?'

Taxi booked. Pub please.

P.s. please ensure any future 'Bulgarian airbag' icon is SFW!

Anonymous Coward

M&L 

Stop

................................................. Carry on!

Anonymous Coward

Spice Girls 

Stop

right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human touch...

How do you add "I'll get my coat" simultaneously then? Gawd bless anonymous coward

Ross Fleming

Congratulations... 

Mars

... to AmanFromMars for getting his very own icon. Truly the highest accomplishment one could wish for, from this planet or any other.

Curtis W. Rendon

bad pointer deference 

Jobs Horns

darn, and I was thinking that was Balmer...

Feargal Reilly

Just want to say brilliant! 

Go

Since they've been introduced, my productivity has increased.

I no longer waste any time reading the actual words, I just read the icons instead, it's saved me minutes every day.

In particular I've found the jokes have really improved.

Brent Gardner

LOL! 

Mars

amanFromMars got his own icons. Freakin hilareous!

laird cummings

Old Geezer icon? 

Go

Perhaps...

For all those of us who remember when punch cards were actually in *use,* or had to walk to school barefoot in the snow, uphill both ways, and can tell all you whippersnapers how *good* you have it now? That'd be *especially* handy for those of us whom can't resist rubbing y'all's nose in our superior(?) 'experience,' such as myself. :-p

Maybe a hunchback with a walker, in silhouette?

Otherwise, by all means, full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes!

Fraser

Nah 

I'll just stick with good ol' fashioned badly spelt and poorly punctuated English.

Although I said that I'd never join facebook, then the missus nagged me into it, now I'm addicted, so I reserve the right to change my mind.

Darryl

Anonymous cowards 

Thumb Up

How about an automatic icon for Anonymous Cowards with a little picture of one of those troll dolls?

Anonymous Coward

super 

Joke

In keeping with the trend toward Idiocracy I favor communication strictly with pictures. BTW, In addition to a RoTM icon I think we need an Idiocracy icon.

yeah, right.

wrong meaning 

Dead Vulture

I've been using this one to say that the author should be shot, dismembered, cut into bits, jumped on, then forced to listen to Celine Dion. You need an icon that says "flounce" to mean what you would like to dictate it means.

Andy Enderby

how about ..... 

Thumb Up

...... a monkeyboy icon ? A certain denizen in the belly of the Beast of Redmond prancing around like a demented primate, or at least wearing a jesters costume ?

Anonymous Coward

Alt tags 

Heart

Ok, for all you people who fail to read the alt tags before choosing an image and need this explanation, WTF? Also, on a more serious note, Oh Holy Lester, the alt tags for the last 2 icons don't match the description. Also, can we get one for worshiping at the altar of the Lester?

Steve Atty

@Andy Enderby 

I'm very disappointed that my suggestion for one of Monkey Boy wearing a jesters hat has not been taken up. We really do need a "Microsoft are taking the piss again" icon

Anonymous Coward

Dammit 

Stop

The icons - is there no escape?

Jeremy

For heaven's sake... 

IT Angle

<~~ Nuff said! :)

Matt

O wait 

Stop

... HAMMER TIME

bws

Oh man... 

Stop

.... In the name of love... before you break my heart... think it ooo ooo ooover...

Anonymous Coward

oh right like I 

Pirate

follow rules

Captain DaFt

Ho-Kay... 

Happy

I'd like to add my vote for the FSM icon, definitely needed for those that suffer from the wrath of ID-iots.

Conversely, a "No Darwin" symbol icon for the ID-iots to use (I am fair, after all.)

I'll also cast my vote for a Linux penguin icon, or maybe a more generic "OS" icon for open source in general.

And lastly, my own contribution, how about a "Straight-jacket " icon for those times the madness is threatening to drive the poor poster crazy(er)?

StillNoCouch

The end of the universe 

Black Helicopters

What ? No animated emoticons to screw with my brain patterns ?

How about taking a few suggestions ... "Thumb-Drive", "DRM-Disallowed", etc.

By the way (BTW for some of you), it's "Minnesota", not "Montana"

Alan Potter

Joke alert? 

If someone has to put that at the beginning then you can bet what they've written isn't going to be funny. Maybe it should be changed to irony alert, for the American readers. Could we have a yawn icon for the interminable spats between MSoft and Unix or MSoft and Apple?

Mike Smith

Missed a couple 

Joke

I think we need two more, exclusively reserved for Lester's stories:

1. Big foaming tankard of beer, meaning, "I'm getting the next round because I love it AND it's got a Paris Hilton angle AND a joke, AND it's written in pukka British lingo.

2. Girly looking glass, meaning "You used a banned word, like m*be or l*ppy. Get the next round in. Mine's a pint. Yours is a Babycham. Which you will drink in front of your mates at the bar. Let that be a lesson to you!"

Anonymous Coward

Alien icon 

Alien

amanfrommars gets 2 icons ???

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