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Cambodian cops cuff killer cow

Anonymous Coward

Corny joke alert 

Coat

That's incredi-bull

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An Unwashed Mass

'Rellies'? 

Coat

That bloody Sheila's Wheel advert!

Dave Berkeley

They just shoot to kill in Devon 

The trigger happy cops in the UK just shoot cows. They might be terrorists I suppose.

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RK

Asinine Alliteration Always Aims to Amuse 

Jobs Horns

@ D Berkeley

what?! your cops have guns?! i thought they just clubbed everything to death!

you better hope they aren't watching too many reruns of US cop shows, or they'll be out trying to prove their "manliness" by wantonly shooting by-standers and those of non-white persuasion, then being exonerated by courts who are afraid to "set a precedent" that might "udermine citizens' faith in law enforcement."

David

Load of bull? 

The accidents were caused because the horns didn`t work. Pull the udder one! I must hoof it out of here as thereby hangs a tail.

David Chapman

What about the drivers? 

Why is the cow taking all the flak for this? What about the numpties driving without due care and attention? It's not like you could easily miss seeing a 5ft high beast of burden (assuming you've got a roadworthy vehicle) - it sounds like the truck driver was carrying numerous people in the back of the pick-up, definitely not a good place to be if the wagon comes to an abrupt halt.

As cows are generally unaware of the rules of the road (such as may exist in Cambodia), it's a bit harsh blaming her for causing these deaths. Unless, of course, she is charging at road-users from the side? Or perhaps recreating in real life a scene from "Horace Goes Skiing"? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Horace#Horace_Goes_Skiing for the uninitiated)