Gives new meaning to RTFM.

Robo-studs pleasuring human women? Supplanting human men (or other women)? Robo-dominatrix? Surely this ought to be ought to be under the RoTM byline!

Good Lord, that's got to be scary! It's like Sir Killalot with amorous intentions O_O

I'm not quite sure how they made the design leap from "chainsaw" to "pleasure machine".

Did the volunteer actually enjoy the experience ? What was her impression afterwards (apart from the stretching, that is) ?

Right, got my coat, going out now !

Funny I was just reading this article, when a friend sent me this link

This is 100% NSFW.

http://www.botjunkie.com/2007/10/07/arse-elektronika-2007-fking-robots/

(had embedded youtube)

If I've understood you right and teledildonics is you're favourite new word, you're a bit late to the party. Wackypedia says the term was coined in the 1980s by some bloke called Ted Nelson. Rather more recently, Wired had the word in an article title, back in 2004.... the word's not *that* new, you need to get out of that solicitor's office more often.

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/sexdrive/2004/09/65064

Steven is right. Johnny 5 has finally found a new gig after plans for Short Circuit 3 came to naught.

Where you can apparently see all of the robots in action with over siliconed American "women"

All for $30 a month

Oh and btw, the site is probably as about as NSFW as you can get... shows some great images on the second page of the chain(tongue)saw though :D

Did Burke just get bored of writing articles about online gambling regulations and insist he be sent on a jolly to cover something with naked women? Or did they think "who is the most depraved individual on the payroll? I know, we'll send the lawyer."

Also, does he know what Burke actually means? Could this also be the reason he was sent?

I saw a great little video of the chainsaw being demoed by a model on the Howard Stern radio show (US shock DJ - pretty much the original one).

She appeared to enjoy it a lot - and it gave me some great hints on my technique. The main one being that my technique is irrelevant; speed, and pressure are what matter, specifically speed and pressure beyond the ken of man. Ah well, these machines don't actually make me feel significantly more inferior than BIG military or construction equipment.

Ah, here it is.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/24370

do I really need to say NSFW?

so few machines for men? If I was an engineer working in the field I would be designing for the far larger market. I wonder where the recruitment agencies are for such jobs...