OK - I'll be pleased to receive Bluetooth marketing, and here are my terms
Right. Anyone who wants to send me unsolicited Bluetooth advertising listen up.
My phone will be identified as "Fluffykins"
I don't want to receive unsolicited (spam) marketing messages.
Haven't you guys heard of Brand Suicide?
Well, if you want to send me unsolicited (spam) marketing Bluetooth messages, I'll make you an OFFER to receive the message(s), review them and act on them as I see fit for a fee of £50 per message and £100 per kilobyte of any attachment(s), to the nearest kilobyte of file size as reported by my phone.
If you DO send me any unsolicited (spam) marketing via Bluetooth, this will be taken to indicate your unconditional ACCEPTANCE of my offer, and a legal CONTRACT will then exist between us.
If you don't like that - then don'd send anything to me. It's as simple as that.
Yes, I think that's about right.


