The point being that however bad something may be it does not grant you the right to do whatever you like so long as you are doing it in opposition to a bad thing and damn the innocent people who get in the way.

In short, he is a well intentioned hypocrite and should be punished in a suitably ironic and embarrassing manner.

What do you suggest? Making him Gordon Brown's letter opener?

How about making him defuse land mines with no protective gear, and wearing pink lingerie?

...attention seeking mummy's boy looooooser!

Put him on the dna database, violent offenders register and stick a cctv camera outside his house - that'll teach him.

...the police didn't find his child porn stash. Anybody who looks like that, lives with his mum and works as school caretaker just HAS to be a kiddie-fiddler!

He can open Gordon Brown's mail in pink lingerie.

make him open up mail address to King George (GW BUSH) and make him walk around with a shirt that says GW is right. On the back have it say another loyal subject. See how much people in the UK will love him.

They'd make a great team...