Few months ago I opened a DVD which I just bought from HMV and found a leaflet inside telling me to stop financing the immigration crime.
Not knowing that I was, until that point, I read on to find out that
- some Chinese cockle-pickers have drowned in Morecambe Bay some years ago
- the cockle-pickers in question were survived by a large collection of pirated DVDs at their last place of residence
- the pirated DVDs is what allowed the cockle-pickers, who otherwise would have safely remained in China and died there a peaceful death of starvation, to come to the UK and tragically drown in the cold forbidding waters of Morecambe Bay.
- I must, clearly, be responsible for their deaths because, surely, I must have bought or considered buying some of these pirated DVDs in the past.
Signed: BPI or FACT or I don't remember who....
Things like that realy tempt me to stop buying DVDs from legitimate sources and switch to properly pirated stuff. At least there I won't be falsely accused of complicity in murdering innocent Chinese civilians.