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One of America's top light-emitting-diode boffins plans to develop improved LEDs made from sperm. Salmon sperm, to be precise - for now at any rate. According to a tongue-in-cheek University of Cincinnati release dated last week, Prof Andrew Steckl is quite forthright about his plans. "Biological materials have many …

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quandry

given the content of the article (well done, BTW), must Mr. Page get his OWN coat?

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Congratulations

I think you managed to hit every single sperm based reference in this story, brilliant.

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Ironic

Given that declines in fish fertility have been traced to the pseudo-oestrogens in modern plastics it is a little ironic that we'll soon be using their sperm in new plastics. What are possible effects of disposing of worn-out cream-screens?

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Anonymous Coward

Power Surges

Imagine a power surge like from Monsters Inc. when the new Playboy issues are released; or at least a slight power increase one week out of the month.

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An Invitation to Party to the Erotic Core ......ITs Centre.

A Veritable PerlyGatesPython Beta Classic, Lewis/El Reg.

Wanna Lead We'll Follow?

Which is a Quantum BetaTest for British IntelAIgents too....... Special Forces of CyberIntelAIgents and their Earthbound Control Facilities.

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Sorry?

Given the number of bad jokes and puns in that article... Why are you only sorry for the last one?

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Not all references...

No mention if the air force is providing all the seed capitol or not.

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You forgot another one

They're going to be making money hand-over-fist...

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Priceless!!

Thanks! I stand erect to your writing, Sir!

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Top Notch!

Well done, sir!

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Sam

sorry in advance

Two tired out salmon pause in a pool halfway up the waterfalls, and one says to the other; "Why don't we just stop here and have a wank?"

The wax jacket, thanks, it's Autumn y'know..

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And if it's a success...

Who knows what sort of off-shoot projects will come from this?

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Oh...

come come, now...

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Economic miracle

Cue new industry for teenage boys. Popularity of paper routes plummets

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at least now..

... the salmon will have something do to after they've caught their flies.

sorry.

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"Spunktronic"

A fantastic new word to add to the English lexicon. Congrats to its originator

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Where is the obligatory comments ...

I have restrained myself for a number of days, but I cannot anymore!

Surely it would be better to use whale sperm? I sure it would go a whole lot further.

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Quicky?

I wonder how long delivery is ;)

*Gets jacket and breifly walks out before re entering to start again*

I wonder how fast arrival is?

*Get jacket and stays out*

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