Top US boffin plans jizz-based LEDs
One of America's top light-emitting-diode boffins plans to develop improved LEDs made from sperm. Salmon sperm, to be precise - for now at any rate. According to a tongue-in-cheek University of Cincinnati release dated last week, Prof Andrew Steckl is quite forthright about his plans. "Biological materials have many …
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quandry
given the content of the article (well done, BTW), must Mr. Page get his OWN coat?
Congratulations
I think you managed to hit every single sperm based reference in this story, brilliant.
Ironic
Given that declines in fish fertility have been traced to the pseudo-oestrogens in modern plastics it is a little ironic that we'll soon be using their sperm in new plastics. What are possible effects of disposing of worn-out cream-screens?
Power Surges
Imagine a power surge like from Monsters Inc. when the new Playboy issues are released; or at least a slight power increase one week out of the month.
An Invitation to Party to the Erotic Core ......ITs Centre.
A Veritable PerlyGatesPython Beta Classic, Lewis/El Reg.
Wanna Lead We'll Follow?
Which is a Quantum BetaTest for British IntelAIgents too....... Special Forces of CyberIntelAIgents and their Earthbound Control Facilities.
Sorry?
Given the number of bad jokes and puns in that article... Why are you only sorry for the last one?
Not all references...
No mention if the air force is providing all the seed capitol or not.
You forgot another one
They're going to be making money hand-over-fist...
Priceless!!
Thanks! I stand erect to your writing, Sir!
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sorry in advance
Two tired out salmon pause in a pool halfway up the waterfalls, and one says to the other; "Why don't we just stop here and have a wank?"
The wax jacket, thanks, it's Autumn y'know..
And if it's a success...
Who knows what sort of off-shoot projects will come from this?
Economic miracle
Cue new industry for teenage boys. Popularity of paper routes plummets
at least now..
... the salmon will have something do to after they've caught their flies.
sorry.
"Spunktronic"
A fantastic new word to add to the English lexicon. Congrats to its originator
Where is the obligatory comments ...
I have restrained myself for a number of days, but I cannot anymore!
Surely it would be better to use whale sperm? I sure it would go a whole lot further.
Quicky?
I wonder how long delivery is ;)
*Gets jacket and breifly walks out before re entering to start again*
I wonder how fast arrival is?
*Get jacket and stays out*
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