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DARPA seeks flexible ion-drive tech for spy sats

Anonymous Coward

They should installed Twin Ion Engines for effectiveness 

then they need only a really large artificial satellite, and a man with a deep voice and a black cloak....

Anonymous Coward

Cheney needs to get somewhere in a hurry? 

George wouldn't be bright enough

Sampler

Hybrid drive 

Have ion drives for maintaining position over target and standard chem drives for moving into position - will still have a limited shelf life but won't be as bad as current incarnations.

Bundle with it a measure for in-flight refuelling and you've got a long running spy bird.

Stan

BullDrive 

No prob, whack a few positive electrons up close to light speed and they wont need any propelant. Or clone their bloody president and have all the propelant they could ever need in the form of high velocity bull$hit.

Sean Nevin

@Stan 

*Positive* electrons?

Angus Lidstone

@Sean 

Sure.. you dont want any of the negative little buggers. Every man and his dog has them. ;)