Why Essex exactly? Ready to be thrown off Sarfend pier?

Do you fink I'm bovvered by that?

Since when can ANY application server be considered lightweight? More like bloated pig. Anything that takes 10+ seconds to start up is "lightweight" ? Huh

If it's codenamed Essex, then I'm guessing the platform it's based on will be "white heels" ?

I guess the application server is suited for blade servers and in the Essex coat of arms you have three seaxes. Obvious really. :)

"Why Essex exactly? Ready to be thrown off Sarfend pier?

Do you fink I'm bovvered by that?"

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Oh. How original.

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Laaahhndaaahhn

[Apologies to Monkey Dust]