Love triangle kidnap pampernaut preps wingnut defence
Famous ex-NASA spacewoman and Navy pilot Lisa Nowak, accused of planning to abduct and rough up her stellar love rival Colleen Shipman, may be preparing a defence of temporary insanity. The troubled astronaut, who was said to have worn nappies during a cross-country dash to intercept Shipman at a Florida airport, is to stand …
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What, no gun?
What self respecting American goes on a cross country kidnapping/murder attempt & doesn't use a gun? Oh course she's crazy judge, just give her probation & call it a day.
@this
Well done - a whole oxymoronic sentance - now the whole internet is going to disappear up it's own arse.
AOL
Headline of the year! (And a real funny last line of story too). Well done chaps!
To paraphase the 'comic book guy'.
Best. Headline. Ever!
Calling Ms Page... Ms Page to the reception please
Lester called; he wants his headline writer back.
Seriously..
If this isn't classed as "Conduct unbecoming of an officer" then I'm going to join NASA and spend the entire time absolutely plastered, dressed up in a space suit, shouting incomprehensible gibberish at passers by, all the while pointing up at the sky with a frightened look on my face.
And I'll do it all with complete impunity damnit!
Re :Edward P
I have the feeling that your plan might not be bonkers enough. You might have to say "Wibble" now and then with a pair of pants on your head and two pencils up your noise. Then you might just get away with it.
Well, I wouldn't use temporary rationality
I mean, driving cross country in diapers in a trench coat in order to spray mace in your rival's face and shoot her with a bb gun, is kinda like insane.
Come with me if you want to live
"Calling Ms Page... Ms Page to the reception please"
Surely Lewis Page is a man. An (ex) sailor man, no less - a roughie, toughie matelot.
HOT!
Who cares if she's crazy and in a poopy diaper, I'd still do her!
Driven To Far
Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said baby, can't you see
I wanna get even, and be real happy
I’m driving down to Florida wear’n a nappy.
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told the judge that my butt is real sore
He said baby, its from what you wore
Driving to Orlando is all very OK
But you should have stopped and gone Pott-a
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told that girl to get out of her car
When she said listen babe stay back real far
I got no lover and it's breaking my heart
But I'm wearing diapers and I got to fart
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Very funny. And, well done, you driven "Spider Pig" out of my head at last. D'Oh! It's back in there again now.
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