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Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 13:18 GMT
no comment, but good headline.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:08 GMT
What self respecting American goes on a cross country kidnapping/murder attempt & doesn't use a gun? Oh course she's crazy judge, just give her probation & call it a day.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:08 GMT
Well done - a whole oxymoronic sentance - now the whole internet is going to disappear up it's own arse.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:08 GMT
Headline of the year! (And a real funny last line of story too). Well done chaps!
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:08 GMT
Best. Headline. Ever!
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:08 GMT
Lester called; he wants his headline writer back.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:28 GMT
If this isn't classed as "Conduct unbecoming of an officer" then I'm going to join NASA and spend the entire time absolutely plastered, dressed up in a space suit, shouting incomprehensible gibberish at passers by, all the while pointing up at the sky with a frightened look on my face.
And I'll do it all with complete impunity damnit!
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 15:29 GMT
I have the feeling that your plan might not be bonkers enough. You might have to say "Wibble" now and then with a pair of pants on your head and two pencils up your noise. Then you might just get away with it.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 15:42 GMT
I mean, driving cross country in diapers in a trench coat in order to spray mace in your rival's face and shoot her with a bb gun, is kinda like insane.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 17:07 GMT
"Calling Ms Page... Ms Page to the reception please"
Surely Lewis Page is a man. An (ex) sailor man, no less - a roughie, toughie matelot.
Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 22:13 GMT
Who cares if she's crazy and in a poopy diaper, I'd still do her!
Posted Thursday 30th August 2007 03:40 GMT
Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said baby, can't you see
I wanna get even, and be real happy
I’m driving down to Florida wear’n a nappy.
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told the judge that my butt is real sore
He said baby, its from what you wore
Driving to Orlando is all very OK
But you should have stopped and gone Pott-a
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
I told that girl to get out of her car
When she said listen babe stay back real far
I got no lover and it's breaking my heart
But I'm wearing diapers and I got to fart
Baby I wont wipe my ass
When I have to stop for gas
Baby I wont wipe my ass
And maybe I'll love you
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Poop Poop'm Poop Poop yeah
Posted Thursday 30th August 2007 09:42 GMT
Very funny. And, well done, you driven "Spider Pig" out of my head at last. D'Oh! It's back in there again now.