Actually, starting my first day - ever in 35 years - of unemployment, I decided to spend some free time writing a few cookery programmes "Cooking with KELA" (Kela being the Finnish unemployment organisation - Dole, if you like.)
Episode 2 was going to be "How to feed a family of 4 on roadkill".
Of course, you don't eat the roadkill - you feed it to your cat.
Then, eat the cat (then follows an argument on how to make rabbit stew, as your cat probably doesn't wanna be scoffed).
OK, for the curious. Episode 3 is planned on poultry. I wanna call it "Choking your chicken"
I've got my coat.