Bad things have been happening to the male anatomy this week, with torchings and glueings being sustained. Well-known extensions (cars and guns) get a fair mention too. We begin with a sticky situation. Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf (that noted performer) has attached himself by the danglies to a vacuum cleaner. The DIY gluing …
Re Connery - as the bible says "...the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak..."
"...I'd better shut up before I put myself out of a job"
Don't worry mate... she'll be right ;)