Amazon punts grot flicks to hardcore Natalie Portman fans
Shane McCarrick
Well...... #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 14:51 GMT
While I can't see the connection with V for Vendetta - the section which shows what other people who bought this have purchased includes a couple of Roman Polanski flicks...... Hmmm.......
Boxset of 12 hardcore sex flicks for a quid a piece- bet that will be popular!
Zzx Tty
it could be worse... #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 15:11 GMT
Personally I feel sorry for those who brought the "12 Hardcore Sex Films Box Set (Exclusive to Amazon.co.uk)" and will now no doubt be being offered "V for Vendetta [2006]"....
Liam
not unique then.... #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 15:58 GMT
i bought a copy of the terry jones book 'nicobobinus' (a childs book) a couple of christmasses ago - now i keep getting you might like 'some random dirty book/dvd'
now, im quite open minded but find it amusing that cos i bought 1 KIDS BOOK (thats it - ever!) from amazon they now think im some smutty bastard..... how did they know :)
Iain Purdie
At least... #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 18:49 GMT
...they're part-right. Some of the people who bought the "porn" (it's 18-rated? How can it be hardcore?) box set also bought all 7 Police Academy films. SO it's already known that they're w*****s then.
Morely Dotes
@ Liam #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 18:49 GMT
If I understand this correctly, you are a *former* Amazon customer - and they continue to send you unsolicited bulk commercial email.
That's what we call "spam" out here on the Innanet.
Amazon has a history of that sort of thing; it's why I am not nor, nor will I ever be, a spAmazon customer.
Anonymous Coward
18 not R18 #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 18:49 GMT
So not really Hardcore then, not surprising really as you can only buy R18 content in the UK in person at a licenced sex shop (or from an overseas supplier).
I'm guessing it won't be that popular.
Anonymous Coward
Amazon bloopers #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 19:23 GMT
Hm... reminds me that because of buying some D&D books for a friend, I now get recommendations every time some freak D&D book comes out. They don't even mind that most of my following orders had nothing to do with roleplay at all: sci-fi movies, sci-fi novels, and well the HP6 book. (At least they got that right, I was offered Book 7).
Now, for correlating V for Vendetta with smut ... maybe they mistook that "hardcore action"?
Joe K
V for Vagina #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 21:23 GMT
V for Vendetta was pretty good i thought. I'll have to get back to you on the grumble flicks.
Who the hell would buy porn on amazon anyway?! If you're on the interweb, limitless free porn is a mere click or 5 away.
Sampler
Run Time: 930 minutes #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 22:11 GMT
Surely that's 186 times too long?
M
@Morely Dotes #
Posted Tuesday 21st August 2007 22:41 GMT
[AMAZON]... Do we own the patent for spAmazon?
[IP-Lawyer]... Not yet sir.
[AMAZON] **** it, sue them anyway and register a patent for One Click Smuty Dirty Bas**rd Comic Book W**k Connected spAmazon immediatly, then sue the ENTIRE port industry for copying us before we thought of doing it!!
[IP-Lawyer]... Business as usual then sir?
Anonymous Coward
and for my next rick #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 03:10 GMT
I will predict that you will be buying tissues and vaseline. Boy this
wasn't too hard people who watch movies often watch porn so do
others it's a safe bet and good for the bottom line make it cheap
and watch the orders roll in.. People just like porn what can I say it's
here to stay.
Ian McNee
Call me a pedantic old git but... #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 03:10 GMT
...if "12 Tales of Todger Tickling" is to be released on 27th August how could other peeps who bought "V for Vendetta" also have bought it already? Oh I get it...spAmazon! Doh! ;)
Edward Fingleton
@Ian #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 08:10 GMT
Amazon call it "purchased" because you've preordered something
Anonymous Coward
Re: 18 not R18 #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 08:54 GMT
"you can only buy R18 content in the UK in person at a licenced sex shop"
Not true. I think you intended to have the word 'legally' in there somewhere. The sex shop that I worked in didn't have a licence but sold these DVDs. They had to be stored on top of a shed belonging to the shop next door so that, technically, they weren't on the premises.
They actually went for £50 each, with a £20 discount if you return it and buy a different one. Of course when business was slow we would watch some ourselves... they weren't even that good; I've seen better on the 'net for nothing!!
Oh the joys of youth... about 5 years ago.
Stephen Greenham
Age Rating #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 09:40 GMT
V for vendetta is an amazing movie. But isn't it a 15?
Does that not mean that anyone under 18 who may have bought this movie just got reccomended porn.
And why would anyone buy it when it can be found so feely on the net.
Chris Ovenden
Is it possble... #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 10:15 GMT
...that Amazon simply made a mistake?
Simon Holt
More material... #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 10:47 GMT
For whoever wrote the Rotting Dog.... Oh please oh please oh please bring it back!!!
Ian
Bargain! #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 11:58 GMT
Boxset of 12 hardcore sex flicks for a pound each... think I might splash out on that...
Ishkandar
@Ian #
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 14:29 GMT
...only to find that the same "boxed set" goes for 50p apiece in your local top shelf mag "special offer"....
Ian
@ Ishkandar #
Posted Friday 24th August 2007 20:44 GMT
It was more a play on 'splash out' than anything else....