We're not quite sure what's going on down at Torquay Police Property Office, but it appears one of the Boys in Blue has taken exception to Remington's fine range of electrical hair care products: Those Remington Shite Straighteners, as seen on Bumblee This admirable piece of straight-talking can be found on Bumblebee, the …
i didn't know...
...joskyn had any hair left!
Are they making more work for themselves ?
All the tools any aspiring burglar would need...
I didn't know
There was a police auction site - It's bookmarked now though..
Shame it seems to mainly sell nike tshirts and, strangely, rather a large quantity of cisco routers...
Just a bit...
...of hair left, right and at the back...!
Looking for Tips?
Were they looking for tips on how to solve a case in a day:-
Didn't the police used to....
....put the frighteners on people?
Now it seems its the straighteners!
...I'll get my coat.
They misunderstood what doing your bidding was about, they are all now bidding for the next car chase..
If mine's on the same hanger, bring mine to the door with you..
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