This is just crying out to be worked into a juicy Terrorist scare article.

Or when one of the lab workers flushes a load down the bog and there's a flood.

'whitecoat' doesn't sound as good as 'boffin'.

I hope Putin does not read this.

You do realize this means that some of the less intelligent beings, should they get their hands on this article, will conclude that touching someone with cancer if you have an open wound on your hand will get you infected...