1: The OS I run most is:
A. [ ] Windows 2000 or OS X.
B. [ ] Windows XP.
C. [ ] Windows Vista.
D. [ ] Linux.
E. [ ] Other non-Windows.
2: The OS I use most was installed by:
A. [ ] Me entirely.
B. [ ] Me with help.
C. [ ] Me mum.
D. [ ] The factory.
E. [ ] A BOFH.
3: I watch TV:
A. [ ] Only at the pub.
B. [ ] The easy way, arse on the sofa and eyes on the telly.
C. [ ] I use a DVR to 'enhance' my TV.
D. [ ] I watch my TV on a PC so there's no chance I'll fall asleep.
E. [ ] When there is a gun to my head.
4. I think canned dog poop should be:
A. [ ] Available to everyone, regardless of OS.
B. [ ] Thrown out before it's made.
C. [ ] Force fed to Microsoft users.
Scoring:
1: A = 5, B = 0, C = -5, D = 10, E = 15
2: A = 15, B = 5, C = 25, D = 0, E = 10
3: A = 0, B = -100, C = -500, D = -1000, E = 15
4: A = -1000, B = 0, C = -1000
30+ : You are a true geek.
5 thru 25 : Not a tech god, but you get by.
-50 thru 0 : Nothing to be embarrassed about.
-600 to -55 : Decidedly boring and useless.
Less than -50 : Suggest you have someone push the reset button on your life.