I bet his fiancé loved that...

Frank: Hey honey, I found another way to make us loads more money!

Elen: Yay! How?

Frank: There going to stick camera's all over our house and record us doing mundane things!

Elen: Get out.

I'd personally like to see some footage of Lamps scoring a penalty - Will Orange be carrying any archive footage?

Ed.

Please remember to close your brackets.

presumably is the next headline

Count his money....

Sorry, Whats that Frank ? your dissapointed ? Hmmm I can sympathise, how galling it must be to be paid £130,000 per week, when clearly you are worth the same as big John on £135,000 a week.

Perhaps your TV deal will help you close the gulf in earnings

Not sure you will even be first of the losers this season given the internal handbags.