...Rather than reaching for the bananas, the preferred method there is to just reach for the item in question, making policing a dirtier job than it really needs to be. ®
How to recover your 'unrecoverable' laptop...
Urgh. That was an image I didn't want.
Is this going to be good advice for Dan Lyons, maybe, after Steve Jobs' goons catch up with the Phantom Blogger?