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Stripogram councillor rocks Devon Lib Dems

Jim Hunter

Devon knows... 

.....how they make it so steamy!

Ok Ok I'll just go and get my coat

Charles Calthrop

talented 

From her website: If you are a professional photographer or boxing promoter then Jessica is the ideal candidate.

I'd never heard of topless boxing before.

Nick Kew

Comment from a local ... 

[Not really local, but from within the same parliamentary constituency, so more-or-less local in political terms]

The libdems aren't taking us seriously. Our old libdem MP retired in 2005 and they gave us some candidate with no local credentials, so the (local) Tory won it.

The Mayor of Bideford (and thus presumably overlord of this unruly rabble) was our Green party candidate, and seemed quite impressive for a politician.

Mark

One Wonders 

If paying £1.50 a minute is a guaranteed way of getting access to your elected representative.

Lloyd

Well 

She certainly has a face for politics and not stripping.

doody

Two Inch nails 

With two of the councillors called Inch - and the other called Church the headline is sorely lacking tabloid skills.

"Sexy councillor causes embarrasment in two Inch men"

It's a friday afternoon FFs can't someone do better than that ?

Gilbert Wham

How much would you pay? 

NOT to have, say, Anne Widdecombe shake her mimsy at you?

Anton Ivanov

They forgot the Liberal part of "Liberal Democrats" 

Frankly, this is quite tame compared to some examples from the recent California governor campaign, never mind Chicolina and the EU parlament, recent "example" marine veterans on US TV, etc. Do not see what the fuss is all about. After all they are supposed to be LIBERAL Democrats. Right?

Rob

attempt... 

"Church and two Inch men withdraw after Bushell comes clean"...

Any good?

Mark Lawson

So she's left them short of two Inches? 

I'll get my coat.

call me scruffy

Principles? 

The "Principles" of every Lib Dem campeign in history has been

"Say whatever the voters want to hear", surely she's the (ahem)Model lib dem!

(As for integrity, how many lib dem leaders have been caught with a bit on the side so far?)

Anonymous Coward

Lib Dem's members shrink by two inches 

I'll get my hat, coat and spangly bra

Chris Collins

Butterface 

So are they protesting at this not being saucy enough for the Lib Dems? Mark Oaten had rent boys crimping one off in his mouth.

I hope one of her many costumes is "The Inquistor", where she wears a hood.

Anonymous Coward

The Reg is slipping... 

Not a single mention of the fact that her ward is Westward Ho!?

http://www.twdld.org.uk/torridgecllrs.htm

Anonymous Coward

The ultimate politician 

At least you know she's for sale and at a reasonable rate, too!

And I bet her back-room deals all have happy endings.

Chris Redpath

How about these? 

"Lib Dems lose Two Inches to Stripogram"

"Phone sex not popular in Church"

"Two Inches out, Stripogram stays"

etc. etc.

Alien8n

get voting 

She'd get my vote at least. Better than the normal run of the mill "I'm whiter than white, no don't believe the lies told about me in that libel case I lost last year" politicians we normally have to put up with

DivisionBell

All good fun... 

Stripper outs Lib Dem Church member, two Inches short.

Graham Marsden

An honest politician...! 

So, let's see...

We normally get politicians who preach morality or family values or other wholesome virtues who then turn out to be having extra-marital affairs or mired in sleaze or to have smoked dope.

Here we have one who is up front (shut up!) about what she does and people criticise her for being honest?

What does that say about UK politics?!

Clint Sharp

Would the honourable member please rise... 

Surely some mistake, isn't the liberal party meant to be, well, liberal or are they worried that she's too close to the local Conservative member (fnnarrr)

Anonymous Coward

That site is pretty awesome 

Forget the stripograms, I'm more interested in getting a gorillagram from her.

John Lewis

A Devonshire boy says 

They're certainly not liberal up there in Bideford, nor democratic by the sound of it...at least the girl's earning an honest living, albeit a risque one, and no doubt entitled to vote, and therefore to stand (for election, that is!).

Send Jessica down to my end of the county, she'll get my vote: far better value than the living dead who tend to stand for election around here. I can probably persuade Nick Kew to vote for her as well (I see he's commented above), so that's two votes for starters!