Well, our recent invitation to you, our beloved readers, to submit a "nom de sex" - based on the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on - provoked a huge and highly entertaining response. In fact, so great was the feedback that our poll to select the overall winner offers no less than 100 potential pornstar …
Of course all geeks know...
That the only acceptable winner is:
I don't see Brock Pounder on the mans list here. Where's the beef folks?
How am I supposed to choose
between "Fluffy Bristol" and "Muffy Mount"? ;)
This has made my day. I would particularly like to see a "training video" involving Napoleon Oakmount and Silky Staines...
Didn't she star in.....
rummages through old (ahem) film collection....
I wish I'd added mine. I think it would have been in with a shot...
Is only I'd known
I would have offered up my "Buster Churchill"
You're telling me...
That someone lived on Morningwood street?
Re: If only I'd known
.... I could have submitted:
mine was Milo Rockford
So it would appear.
How could mine not be on the list?
You probably thought it was fake, but "Shaft East" is a GREAT porn name...especially for a male Asian porn star (I grew up on East Street, and our only cat was named Shaft...for "he's a real cool cat, that Mr. Shaft"). I'm disappointed...
Damn! I missed this one!
Irritatingly, I can't match pets to streets. My gran had a spanial called Lusty (true!) but she lived on Pavilion Avenue. Doesn't quite work. Whereas my parents had a mongrel called Tonto and lived in Cummings Road. Had it been reversed, it'd have been a winner!
(Tonto - named after the character in The Lone Ranger - was a vile obnoxious evil-smelling fleabag that should've been put down at birth but lived to be 17, thus surviving long enough to bite me several times during my childhood.)
BTW, that Silky Staines ... anyone got her phone number?
I worked on a US based project with a team including Alexandre Casanova, Rich Love and Oscar Trinidad. Who needs a made up porn name when your parents give you names like that?
I was surprised that Biggus Dickus didn't make your list. Surely this is one of the most pre-emminent male names of all time.
Pinky Philpott FTW!
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