That the only acceptable winner is:

Ada Lovelace

I don't see Brock Pounder on the mans list here. Where's the beef folks?

between "Fluffy Bristol" and "Muffy Mount"? ;)

This has made my day. I would particularly like to see a "training video" involving Napoleon Oakmount and Silky Staines...

Didn't she star in.....

rummages through old (ahem) film collection....

I wish I'd added mine. I think it would have been in with a shot...

"Max Hyde"

Oh, yah.

I would have offered up my "Buster Churchill"

...Randy Thrust?

That someone lived on Morningwood street?

.... I could have submitted:

Fritz Youngmans

Oooh Errr

mine was Milo Rockford

So it would appear.

http://www.817morningwoodlane.com/

You probably thought it was fake, but "Shaft East" is a GREAT porn name...especially for a male Asian porn star (I grew up on East Street, and our only cat was named Shaft...for "he's a real cool cat, that Mr. Shaft"). I'm disappointed...

Damn! I missed this one!

Irritatingly, I can't match pets to streets. My gran had a spanial called Lusty (true!) but she lived on Pavilion Avenue. Doesn't quite work. Whereas my parents had a mongrel called Tonto and lived in Cummings Road. Had it been reversed, it'd have been a winner!

(Tonto - named after the character in The Lone Ranger - was a vile obnoxious evil-smelling fleabag that should've been put down at birth but lived to be 17, thus surviving long enough to bite me several times during my childhood.)

BTW, that Silky Staines ... anyone got her phone number?

I worked on a US based project with a team including Alexandre Casanova, Rich Love and Oscar Trinidad. Who needs a made up porn name when your parents give you names like that?

I was surprised that Biggus Dickus didn't make your list. Surely this is one of the most pre-emminent male names of all time.

Quality.