Bush trimming service?

...and many other Viz-isms.

Even better... apparently they can ferterlize your plants/lawn twice a year.... snigger snigger snigger >80)

Is Jose brazilian by any chance?

Jose's men fertilizes the lawn and plants at least five times a year?

You don't want to know the kind of picture I had in my sick mind when I read that!

Apparently my mind does not work the same as those at el reg. I just don't see any thing humorous here. Some guy does yard work, please give me the punchline?

the first one to insert the standard moan about this having nothing to do with iPhones...........sorry, 'technology'.

When you read, "mow and blow job", don't assume it's talking about a leaf and grass blower/vacuum. In the context of lawn care, that's probably what it means. There's also the context of the guy being flexible in working out a deal, and the last half of "mow and blow job" means something entirely different in that context or to a "sick mind" as you say. So that's the punchline, right there.

What do you English call leaf blowers anyway? In the cobbling business hand sewing is called a "hand job". Same dif.

I can't believe no one has answered you yet. Add some quotes to the phrase mow and blow job. That should make it mow and "blow job".