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Durex seeks hardened condom testers

amanfromMars

That made me smile. 

:-) A perfectly good use for a Job Seeker's allowance.

Lyndon Hills

Original report 

Originally reported by stuff.co.nz - perfect.

Anonymous Coward

Never enough 

60 dollars' worth? That wouldn't even see me through Baywatch...

JP Bonello

LOL 

Respect to above poster!

vale

Emailed to some of my aussie co workers 

Is it wrong that I put "Can you fill this posistion?" as the topic?

Michael

Wrong company 

If you're getting pleasure from Baywatch it's not Durex you need to be providing you with stock. It's Kleenex.

Dam

Would look pro on a resume 

I say, with that, you beat a consultant anytime.

Reckon girls are eligible too?

Anonymous Coward

Is it just a coincindence.... 

... that this news item started 'Durex...' and the next one on the page started 'Trojan... ' ?

pierre

Too Hard 

Why would anyone want a hardened condom?

Martin Huizing

Why a hardened condom? 

Well, in computer terms:

"Sometimes a floppy wishes to be a hard disk."

~Martin

Sean Nevin

Job Title 

Imagine that on your business cards. Professional, Certified Condom Tester. Would you be giving them away more at business or pleasure type situations?

Oh, and congratulations to amanfromMars for his most coherent post yet! The question I have now is are you on or off your 'meds'?

Cheers

Doctor Al

A bit stiff 

The early closing date for applications will disappoint many Johnny-come-latelys.

Sorry.

Al

CharleyBoy

Hmmm 

I suppose that this is one job where you would actually have to try and get the sack

Anonymous Coward

Hit the spot 

Great belly-laugh after a very bad day. Thanks!