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Durex Down Under is looking for Aussies over the age of 18 to fill 200 positions as condom testers, stuff.co.nz reports. Durex marketing manager Sam White explained that successful applicants would get a AU$60 selection of rubberwear, and would be "required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' …

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That made me smile.

:-) A perfectly good use for a Job Seeker's allowance.

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Original report

Originally reported by stuff.co.nz - perfect.

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Anonymous Coward

Never enough

60 dollars' worth? That wouldn't even see me through Baywatch...

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LOL

Respect to above poster!

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Emailed to some of my aussie co workers

Is it wrong that I put "Can you fill this posistion?" as the topic?

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Wrong company

If you're getting pleasure from Baywatch it's not Durex you need to be providing you with stock. It's Kleenex.

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Dam

Would look pro on a resume

I say, with that, you beat a consultant anytime.

Reckon girls are eligible too?

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Anonymous Coward

Is it just a coincindence....

... that this news item started 'Durex...' and the next one on the page started 'Trojan... ' ?

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Too Hard

Why would anyone want a hardened condom?

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Why a hardened condom?

Well, in computer terms:

"Sometimes a floppy wishes to be a hard disk."

~Martin

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Job Title

Imagine that on your business cards. Professional, Certified Condom Tester. Would you be giving them away more at business or pleasure type situations?

Oh, and congratulations to amanfromMars for his most coherent post yet! The question I have now is are you on or off your 'meds'?

Cheers

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A bit stiff

The early closing date for applications will disappoint many Johnny-come-latelys.

Sorry.

Al

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Hmmm

I suppose that this is one job where you would actually have to try and get the sack

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Anonymous Coward

Hit the spot

Great belly-laugh after a very bad day. Thanks!

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