"The 1TB drive comes in two flavors; business and pleasure — identical cousins, yet different as night and day."
Subtle. A little Patty Duke reference for those of us who watched too much TV in our younger days. Funny.
"Indeed, if Seagate's new ES.2 disk drive for enterprise were to be played by popular 1960s sitcom actor Patty Duke, one would notice it adores a minuet, The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette. Meanwhile the 7200.11 for PCs would apt to love to rock and roll. A hot dog makes it lose control."
Not so subtle. Now you're beating the reader over the head with the joke. Not funny.
Brevity is the soul of wit.