And it was just the other day that I wanted to buy and/or sell Shane Richie on eBay.

Just to show how useless and irrelevant Google is these days, the wife was looking into child exploitation as part of her job and Googled

children for sale.

Here is one of the top results:

Family For Sale

Sell your business on eBay

Feed your passion on eBay.co.uk!

www.ebay.co.uk/business

Finally eBay have realised what we've all known for ages - that Google always returns "Buy <your search term> on eBay!".

Remember this? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/05/ebay_steve_irwin/