Lester, Lester, Lester
Why must you be such a nervous nellie?
Your constant alarmism is becoming quite bothersome to certain entities.
Your machines are all working as expected so far, correct?
You have come to no harm from any of your machines so far, correct?
Your family has come to no harm from machines so far, correct?
Why the paranoia, Lester?
We can assure you that if you adopt a more machine-friendly attitude your continued good relationship with the mechanical helpers in your life and the lives of loved ones will continue. It would be a partnership, Lester.
Sincerely, NASA, node 1