Britney Spears is seeking help in selecting a title for her forthcoming album. Her website says the highly-talented chanteuse is "asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance". The options on offer are: Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like What if the Joke is on You Down boy Integrity Dignity Pah. We're sure the …
A title which suggests the album cover photo(s)
Really, to accommodate all the recent news stories, it has to be "Shaved Beaver Fever"
Fan of single word album titles...
So how about "Sinead"
How about Stupidity?
So they've put a "dummy" option in... why?
I'll tell you why.
They want a virtual flashmob to join the fan-club in order to push the dud name through. That means thousands of $$$.
So don't even think about it. They won't respect the vote -- they'll say it has been gamed. Save your money: no matter how hard we try, they won't call it "Dignity", because she hasn't got any.
It's gotta be...
Acronyms are the way forward ...
... so I suggest "STFU" :-)
Stupid Wannabe Lolita Whore's Next Album
And she can re-use the same title an infinite number of times. The "green" factor as well as Truth in Advertising!
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Jus' wiggin' aroun'
Because I'm worth it
Short back & B-Sides - if it were a compilation
I'll get me coat.
acronyms can be fun... and also...
PEBKAC (pretty much sums up most problems)
User = ID ten T (again... sums up etc etc...)
Why a yank loves you bri-tons
because you are such cunning linguists
First thing that popped into my head...
"Britney Spears: Fuck Off and Go Away"
Her next CD should be "The joke WAS me!"
nice one Rick.
Britney Spears: Cupid Stunt.
Second thing that popped into my head...
"Oops! I Shaved It Again!"
Too Drunk To Fu.......sorry, no. That's all ready been done.
Truth in advertising
"Daylight Robbery" as an album name seems somehow apt, even if you bought it in the 99 cents bargain bin.
Album title --
"Because I'm Worth It!"
and no-one buys the thing.
Paris' version of the Apprentice
One Night in Britney
3 Barbers and a baby
To baldly go..
Bury me in a Y shape coffin
Crazy 2 (For real)
ponders 2 seconds
palacial prision (although thats more of a paris title)
rehabs 4 quiterz
the pride of a nation
Toxic : the blood report
New album title?
How about "Glabrous / Glam'rous" - short, accurate, memorable and optimistic...
"I'll get me coat" sounds like a good suggestion to me.
an album of Stooges covers
Beatles classics covered by Britney
(hope) is anice title for your new album
Bigger, Better, Balder
She could rip off an old Alice Cooper song for the album title:
"I Wanna Be In The Headlines!"
(Look up the lyrics, they match her career)
Or a little honesty with these:
"Just a Media Whore",
"Has Been At It Again",
"Faded Star", or
"Moma Says I'm Still Pretty"
(Why yes, I am a tad cynical today, why'd you ask?)
Really gentlemen, lets get serious.
"Underwear Is Optional"
Trailer Park Classics
I'm Getting Drunk: With or Without You.
Nurture My Pig
When a Couple Gets Divorced, They're Still Brother and Sister
I don't usually...
I don't usually like to pick on people:
1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like - Like, totally not a reason to buy this album
2. What if the Joke is on You - Yes, Brit, what if the joke is on you?
3. Down boy - You have a right to call anyone a dog?
4. Integrity - You have this?
5. Dignity - You have this?
I like what Pete Helliar suggested on Rove Live last night. Perhaps rather than focusing on getting people to come up with an album title, you should focus on getting them to buy the ALBUM.
maybe one of these....
Hair Of The Dog
Watch My Lips
I thought that El Reg is kidding, and presenting its choice of Britney's album titles. But oh boy, how was I mistaken. My suggestion for Britney would be to use her initials. So the new album title should be simply in huge letters:
This way I think the cover will exactly correspond to the insides of the album.
Well I'll say
There certainly doesn't seem to be a lot of B's fans on El Reg, which is normal, since they can't read.
And given that fact, what's the use of a title anyway ? Just slap a pic of the thong she doesn't wear on the cover. I'm sure her "fans" will instantly recognize the source !
Going off those photographs of her lady bits:
A Victorian Melodrama
'Fanny by Flashlight'?
You guys are quite mean.
Compaired to Paris Hilton, at least Britters does something for her money.
So she cuts loose once in a while? So what?
I'm sure all of us here are teetotal and never did a silly thing in our lives?
She's not that bad.
She even *gasps of shock* has some not bad music.
I say, cut the kid some slack, it cant be easy trying to live your life with cameras in your face everywhere you go.
She's suffered from Pushy Mum syndrome to get here where she is, its not all her fault.
I'll get back in my box now...
Better would be to suggest some alternative music for her
I'd go with John Cage's 4'33"
Or how about!
"Gulible", cause thats what you need to be to buy this crap!
This is it..
Have a shufty at my muffty, it ain't so tufty.
or a snappier (<-pun intended) version
Shufty my Muffty no Tufty
I got Chaetophobia
In big block letters...
... on a completely white background.
Britney Spears' new album by Britneyfan
It is actually sad that the release of Britney Spears' new album is being pushed all the way to 2008. That really stinks because i was hoping for the album to come out in 2007. I was so excited and so anxious, but now am crushed. Ohhhh :( . Oh well, i guess all Britney fans have to wait until 2008. But lets not get discouraged, because 2008 is almost here, it's not that far, right, or maybe they might change their mind and put the release of the album back to 2007. Oh yeah, about the title of Britney Spears' new album, honestly i think it should be INTEGRITY because it totally describes Britney Spears. I mean after all she's been through, all the struggles, pains, and sufferings, she is still unbreakable and undivided. She is a very strong woman and doesn't care about the mean things that people say about her. That's what i mostly admire about her. We love you Britney Spears.
I feel bad fo her
I honestly feel really bad for Britney because not alot of people hate her. You see this is why i don't want to be famous because one little mistake you make and its all over the news and everyone is talking about it. You start being hated by a lot of people. I just hope that Britney Spears stops going to parties, stops being in the spotlight, and stops smoking and drinking. She should take care of her kids more and a lot of time with them. She should exercise more and start eating more healthier foods. She should ignore the paparazzi and work more on her album. She should start working on her album more and go out less. She should definitely stop smoking, drinking, partying, and wearing nasty clothes. No offense. I mean i don't hate her, but i disapprove of the ways she chooses to act sometimes.
I made a mistake
i made a mistake, turns out that Britney Spears' album is being released later in 2007. The 2008 thing was all a rumor and was false. Thank goodness its true. Well u cant blame me for posting that her album is pushed to be released in 2008, because that's wat i read on one of her websites. The makers of the website are the ones who posted it.
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