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Britney's new album title - can you help?

Anonymous Coward

A title which suggests the album cover photo(s) 

Really, to accommodate all the recent news stories, it has to be "Shaved Beaver Fever"

Alexander Hanff

Fan of single word album titles... 

So how about "Sinead"

Anonymous Coward

Integrity? Dignity? 

How about Stupidity?

Anonymous Coward

Ah, cunning.... 

So they've put a "dummy" option in... why?

I'll tell you why.

They want a virtual flashmob to join the fan-club in order to push the dud name through. That means thousands of $$$.

So don't even think about it. They won't respect the vote -- they'll say it has been gamed. Save your money: no matter how hard we try, they won't call it "Dignity", because she hasn't got any.

bob

It's gotta be... 

Mike Hunt

Simon Ward

Acronyms are the way forward ... 

... so I suggest "STFU" :-)

Morely Dotes

Stupid Wannabe Lolita Whore's Next Album 

And she can re-use the same title an infinite number of times. The "green" factor as well as Truth in Advertising!

Barry

Too obvious... 

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Jus' wiggin' aroun'

Because I'm worth it

Short back & B-Sides - if it were a compilation

I'll get me coat.

Jason Harvey

acronyms can be fun... and also... 

PEBKAC (pretty much sums up most problems)

User = ID ten T (again... sums up etc etc...)

Anonymous Coward

Why a yank loves you bri-tons 

because you are such cunning linguists

Love,

Connie Lingus

Rick Lesniak

First thing that popped into my head... 

"Britney Spears: Fuck Off and Go Away"

-Rick

Anonymous Coward

The obvious 

Her next CD should be "The joke WAS me!"

Matt

nice one Rick. 

or perhaps,

Britney Spears: Cupid Stunt.

Michela Menting

Title 

how about : snort it baby one last time

Rick Lesniak

Second thing that popped into my head... 

"Oops! I Shaved It Again!"

-Rick

andyg

How about.. 

Too Drunk To Fu.......sorry, no. That's all ready been done.

Anonymous Coward

Truth in advertising 

"Daylight Robbery" as an album name seems somehow apt, even if you bought it in the 99 cents bargain bin.

Keith Turner

prophecy 

Album title --

"Because I'm Worth It!"

and no-one buys the thing.

Robbin Nichol

Paris' version of the Apprentice 

One Night in Britney

Steven Pepperell

mmm.... 

3 Barbers and a baby

To baldly go..

Bury me in a Y shape coffin

Crazy 2 (For real)

tim chubb

ponders 2 seconds 

BALD

palacial prision (although thats more of a paris title)

rehabs 4 quiterz

the pride of a nation

Toxic : the blood report

undercarriage

Anonymous Coward

New album title? 

How about "Glabrous / Glam'rous" - short, accurate, memorable and optimistic...

David

Barry's suggestion 

"I'll get me coat" sounds like a good suggestion to me.

adrian

Covers 

Wiggy Pop;

an album of Stooges covers

Revulva

Beatles classics covered by Britney

eman

Title 

(hope) is anice title for your new album

Andy

Britney Spears 

Bigger, Better, Balder

Captain DaFt

Hmm... 

She could rip off an old Alice Cooper song for the album title:

"I Wanna Be In The Headlines!"

(Look up the lyrics, they match her career)

Or a little honesty with these:

"Just a Media Whore",

"Has Been At It Again",

"Faded Star", or

"Moma Says I'm Still Pretty"

(Why yes, I am a tad cynical today, why'd you ask?)

John Tserkezis

Really gentlemen, lets get serious. 

"Underwear Is Optional"

Joshua

Trailer Park Classics 

Featuring -

I'm Getting Drunk: With or Without You.

Wiggle Stick

Nurture My Pig

Family Love

When a Couple Gets Divorced, They're Still Brother and Sister

Josh

I don't usually... 

I don't usually like to pick on people:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like - Like, totally not a reason to buy this album

2. What if the Joke is on You - Yes, Brit, what if the joke is on you?

3. Down boy - You have a right to call anyone a dog?

4. Integrity - You have this?

5. Dignity - You have this?

I like what Pete Helliar suggested on Rove Live last night. Perhaps rather than focusing on getting people to come up with an album title, you should focus on getting them to buy the ALBUM.

Martin Budden

maybe one of these.... 

Hair Of The Dog

No Brainer

Watch My Lips

Vaidotas Zemlys

OMG! 

I thought that El Reg is kidding, and presenting its choice of Britney's album titles. But oh boy, how was I mistaken. My suggestion for Britney would be to use her initials. So the new album title should be simply in huge letters:

BS

This way I think the cover will exactly correspond to the insides of the album.

Pascal Monett

Well I'll say 

There certainly doesn't seem to be a lot of B's fans on El Reg, which is normal, since they can't read.

And given that fact, what's the use of a title anyway ? Just slap a pic of the thong she doesn't wear on the cover. I'm sure her "fans" will instantly recognize the source !

Ian Hunter

How about: 

Going off those photographs of her lady bits:

Welly top

Wizard's Sleeve

Clown's Pocket

Paste Bucket

Anonymous Coward

A Victorian Melodrama 

'Fanny by Flashlight'?

Spike Ravenscroft

Geez... 

You guys are quite mean.

Compaired to Paris Hilton, at least Britters does something for her money.

So she cuts loose once in a while? So what?

I'm sure all of us here are teetotal and never did a silly thing in our lives?

She's not that bad.

She even *gasps of shock* has some not bad music.

I say, cut the kid some slack, it cant be easy trying to live your life with cameras in your face everywhere you go.

She's suffered from Pushy Mum syndrome to get here where she is, its not all her fault.

I'll get back in my box now...

John Miles

Better would be to suggest some alternative music for her 

I'd go with John Cage's 4'33"

Hooch181

Or how about! 

"Gulible", cause thats what you need to be to buy this crap!

Alan Welk

This is it.. 

Have a shufty at my muffty, it ain't so tufty.

or a snappier (<-pun intended) version

Shufty my Muffty no Tufty

or

I got Chaetophobia

Matt Duszynski

Why not? 

In big block letters...

WHAT

THE

FUCK

... on a completely white background.

Immy

Britney Spears' new album by Britneyfan 

It is actually sad that the release of Britney Spears' new album is being pushed all the way to 2008. That really stinks because i was hoping for the album to come out in 2007. I was so excited and so anxious, but now am crushed. Ohhhh :( . Oh well, i guess all Britney fans have to wait until 2008. But lets not get discouraged, because 2008 is almost here, it's not that far, right, or maybe they might change their mind and put the release of the album back to 2007. Oh yeah, about the title of Britney Spears' new album, honestly i think it should be INTEGRITY because it totally describes Britney Spears. I mean after all she's been through, all the struggles, pains, and sufferings, she is still unbreakable and undivided. She is a very strong woman and doesn't care about the mean things that people say about her. That's what i mostly admire about her. We love you Britney Spears.

Immy

I feel bad fo her 

I honestly feel really bad for Britney because not alot of people hate her. You see this is why i don't want to be famous because one little mistake you make and its all over the news and everyone is talking about it. You start being hated by a lot of people. I just hope that Britney Spears stops going to parties, stops being in the spotlight, and stops smoking and drinking. She should take care of her kids more and a lot of time with them. She should exercise more and start eating more healthier foods. She should ignore the paparazzi and work more on her album. She should start working on her album more and go out less. She should definitely stop smoking, drinking, partying, and wearing nasty clothes. No offense. I mean i don't hate her, but i disapprove of the ways she chooses to act sometimes.

Immy

I made a mistake 

i made a mistake, turns out that Britney Spears' album is being released later in 2007. The 2008 thing was all a rumor and was false. Thank goodness its true. Well u cant blame me for posting that her album is pushed to be released in 2008, because that's wat i read on one of her websites. The makers of the website are the ones who posted it.