Give him some work
11 years isn't enough by itself.
He should be forced to send out apologies to every one of the 1.2m people he spanned -- typing them out individually and without any cut and paste. If he hasn't finished at the end of the 11 years, then the sentence carries on running until he's sent them all.
Of course, they don't actually get sent -- because that would be more spam -- but to force him to go through the motions of typing them out would be great.